Chris Daley

Heart Disease, Cancer or a deadly Virus. Who will get me first. You decide!

Thailand - First class 7:40. Last class 16:00. China - First class 8:10. Last class 16:40 I have studied with Thai and Chinese students and the Thai student absolutely obliterated Chinese students. The Thai students can speak Thai, English and Chinese. The Chinese can only speak rural Chinese. They sit in every class in total silence. They lacked even basic primary school grammar. The teacher had to teach them how to write the days of the week because they kept saying 'day 2' 'day 5'. This was at university level. Chinese schools are all show but when it comes down to it Thai students would crush them in math, English, and science.

His resume says ''starred in Home Alone'' and then he became president. The man is a turd and has no place in politics.

They were ''asked to come in'' not arrested and sentenced to 1st degree murder.

He was only on his third bottle of cough syrup and a few rounds of glue sniffing.

I just sit here and eat my potato/taro sweet fried stale donuts and breath in deep.

Can't move for former Thai boxers. They are everywhere. They look like former donut eaters as well.

As far as I understand monks can do magic and bend the laws of the universe, why did they call the cops and use science to help them? They could just do a chant and the women will be not visible to people. Any information on this would be great.

Too slow viruses. I got my money on Heart Disease or Cancer.

So they are admitting that the sign wasn't visible to begin with? Do monks have lawyers?

I looked at the wall mounted fan on that pillar. What screws did they use? Then at the man. Then the girls.

A simple AI generated image would have been better.

hahahahaha that the best thing I've seen in a while. lmfao

Centran Plazan.

Order a hot coffee the woman says no can not, she then proceeds to make a hot coffee and cool it so it is iced coffee. Time to start making visible wounds.

Get her pregnant and have the baby in the UK.

Kick the mirrors off his car. Should be about 70,000 depending on the make of car.

She walked in and left the door open. They all do it. Enjoy your karma. The signs in these buildings clearly tell you to shut the door. No the doors are not ''broken''. They leave it open so their classmates can sneak in.

Should have beaten an old lady and drowned her. You get away scot free.

''locals provided essential aid'' what was that looking, take a photo, get a yaa dom?

Women start to get worthy of men around 50. Any younger and they are useless.

Don't mix it with washing powder. Learnt that lesson the hard way.

Wow 6 police officers. So that means at least 1 of their sons is beating an elderly person to death in a street gang.

It's exophoric referencing. When the ''one'' is already understood. So the person just says ''Have a good one.'' In this sentence one is used a pronoun. Anaphoric reference: John is tall, funny, smart and he likes to play chess. Cataphoric reference: He is tall, he is funny, he is smart and John loves to play chess. Exophoric reference: He is tall, funny, smart and he likes to play Chess.

Order a coffee for 40 baht and they use a 3 baht sachet of Nescafe red. Time to start slashing.