Chris Daley

Aliens can't own property. So who ever owns the building should take it back.

You don't have to enter the noodle shop. Just trigger the cutscene and save the game. When you reload it the mission will start at the car chase.

30,000 baht for rape? I'll have two.

Somrak wouldn't you like a girlfriend that could go on the same rides as you at the theme park?

I can play the operation board game. Now I'm a Thai doctor.

Silly infant nations. England already solved this problem. We never have mass shootings and a much lower rate of gun crime.

Thailand still struggling with basic illnesses. Probably die of piles in this country.

Somrak Kamsing (orange love word thing) how does your wife feel about you dating kids?

I agree they are not gay enough. Just one scene?

Hello smiley. Using a long zoom makes it look like you have more friends. Good idea.

Hasn't got time for kids. Sounds like a right sack of crap.

There's another scam they do at Cafe Amazon. You give them 100 and they type in 1000 received. Then they put 900 in their pocket from the company's profits. Nice.

It's because they are obsessed with their family. If you remove a Thai girl from her family she will sit around the house all day being sad. You give them a nice house, garden and a safe area but they still want to go back to the slum. Foreigners are nothing but ATM's marriage or no marriage. Your divorce means f all.

They said she had an exam to do the following day. lol. Her parents must be so proud.

Oh no they hacked me. Have fun looking at pictures of my cat and English worksheets.

He wouldn't last a second in a proper Westminster system. Prime Minister question time. He would run away crying.

She's cheating on you as well. While you are out she's playing a phone game about stacking gems, arranging furniture and putting it back again and not using any fans or aircon. A Thai woman's dream day.

lol Thai hospitals.

You should try getting a job. It's the opposite of being scammed. They force money into your pockets.

Hopefully they were arrested for singing. Thai people can not sing and they have no concept of western music theory, tonality, harmony, melody, or key. Just wailing into a mic like an injured animal.

Thai scam #344 put the debt into the alien's name or some old person so no one will bother them. Time to pay up.

Mr Somtam wants to hang around bars picking up trash. Mr Somtam will end up behind bars.

Go to a different town and do these jobs so no one will trace you. Not on your own doorstep.

56 baht for one slice of cheese? Time to start smashing.