Chris Daley

Britain has nothing now. Even the pedos are being outsourced to abroad.

Went to get proof of address. The cop took the money and said come back in a week. Came back she asked me to pay again. Showed her the receipt and she said pay again. Got a years work permit. Went back to the same office with the same cops and they said their own stamps were wrong. Pay the fine 20,000 baht or leave the country and come back. You're damn right tourists need protection.

You are officially an ATM.

Where does he keep his passport? Must have it on you at all times. Rolled up I guess.

You put my coffee in a bag I start smashing.

The three best places to divert funds. A school because it's like taking candy from a baby, the elderly because they are dying and an airport because it's illegal to look around.

I think 'coughed up phlegm' is a Chinese dish.

After some shouting, I saw the woman spraying their pet dog in the face with a high powered pressure wash. The man then came out and started beating it with a stick. They own 5 dogs that are left out all day in the 40 degrees sun. At another house the road used to flood when it rained. The neighbor left their dog out in the flood for 3 days. It was locked out and wading up and down the road trying not to drown. Years of abuse. It died later that year. How about you? Do witness animal abuse on a daily basis in your town?

Very happy place.

God's chosen people. The Holocaust. Unicorns. That bible is a right laugh.

It has been hot lately. I often pop down to Lotus in the nude.

Just realized most people on here have never done a day's work in their lives. The concept of a vacation is lost.

A little red box of slime and rice from Seven Eleven was 24 baht when I first came here. 48 baht now. Still the same slime and rice.

This war will continue. God willing.

50 percent of the academic year is military training, brainwashing and patriotic events. Out of a 20 week semester you will be lucky to get 14 classes.

How many of those 14 were police officers?

I was at the temple today with my mate Pun and there was a bunch of foreigners sitting in the shade while the Thai family did the prayers and made a merit. Pun went on to say that This is a Buddhist country and why should they try and convert us to their Christian ways? Longer wait times at hospitals, increased crime rate. And I feel nervous when they speak English. This is Thailand. Speak Thai. Anyone else fed up with all these foreigners coming in?

Because they have small penises.

All these expats over here claiming health insurance, longer wait times and increasing the crime rate. They should pay more. Stop the planes.

Becareful of those sliding doors.

I prefer to be ignored and have to ask than be surrounded by men trying to sell me something. In Egypt a man will litterly come and stand beside you the entire time. Just to make sure you aren't nicking. And in India they crowd around you and shout in your face. Thailand is great. They have zero business sense. Just sit in a urine soaked hut, no shop name, and ignore everyone.

Don't worry soon the thought police will tell you exactly what to think and when to think it. And then no more nasty things that you disagree with.

Will be broken in a few hours.

Little bag of 12 cold stale french fries for 60 baht. Yummy. Half filled cup of coffee for 120 baht to wash it down with.

Hi can I get a Americano to go please? Mai dai. Okay. Can I get a cappuccino, no milk or sugar? Dai ka.