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Chris Daley

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  1. They will notice. I recently had one woman go though every stamp from the first page to the current. She pointed at a stamp (that was done in the same room a year ago) and said it is wrong. She told me to leave the country within 24 hours or give her some money. So I gave her the cash.
  2. Actually you might have only 1 month left. There is a higher chance of dying from a random incident, cancer or heart disease than the 70 year old guy. Not even adding in people who have to live in a gang, poverty and other health risks.
  3. He had the return ticket money ready. Looks like someone paid him.
  4. It's all visa fee really because they force you to keep doing visa runs and enter as a tourist.
  5. You will spend 5 of them sitting in traffic jams and 2 of them on the toilet.
  6. You can't die from hummus being thrown at you. Is this for real?
  7. Mr. Nut shouldn't have guests in his room, so his guest tried to hide. As the condo staff got into the elevator with the spare ket, Mr. Nut started sending messages to his guest.
  8. ''global warming is off the charts'' what charts? You mean the stock photo of a wildfire and a man walking near it? Convincing stuff.
  9. The mother is to blame. Don't let your kids out of your sight.
  10. Can't be bothered to watch it but intelligence seems to mean less and less in the workplace. Most of the teachers I work with haven't even finished highschool but they are the perfect incomprehensible shouty clowns that Thailand wants. Saw one teacher riding around the school on a kids bicycle dressed as Pikachu. Who needs IQ?
  11. Slow plod along a straight well lit road. Must have been a tough ride.
  12. The retirement age is 66 now. Might as well just enjoy life and spend the money. You can work every day of your life and not have enough to buy a house. The cost of living doesn't equate to saving money when you are young.
  13. Should have painted the house when she was 50. 30 years and she couldn't find time to mend the door.
  14. They have this in England as well. But it's more intrusive. It can actually turn on your phone, vibrate, sound a siren and send you a message.
  15. Just stick a tree branch in it and move on. There's a huge explored deep drain outside of Tescos (about the size of motorcycle) but it has a tree branch in it. It's filled with rainwater as well so if you are a child or it's nighttime than you will die.
  16. You need about 300 words to start to enjoy a language. So that's like 10 fruits, 10 animals, 10 flavors, 10 colors, 20 food, and so on. Watch YouTube a lot. This is great for listening practice. Avoid all grammar, reading and writing. The ''tones'' thing doesn't exist - do not fall for it. All words are understood within context in all human languages. I would cut the wood if Mr. Wood asked me.
  17. Is Global Warming just a way to force everyone to buy Electric Cars and put pressure on Russia and the Middle East? Parking Fines / permits (1986) Garages saying your new car no longer works / the MOT test - 1991 Roadside emission checks (1999) The congestion charge (2003) Tax Exemption for older cars changed to be 40 years - (2008) Vehicle Scrappage Scheme (2009) The ULEZ (2019) Next Step ??? (Free Electric Cars for Everyone?)
  18. I'm okay with a gf and the cats. I see their family in small doses. Like catching a flu and getting over it.
  19. And the teacher ran away.
  20. What is Israel? It's a country right?
  21. I think a rock coming in from space. We really have no way to stop that and we know already it wiped out the dinosaurs not to mention other large country-sized craters on earth. One can only imagine the destruction of an impact like that. It really is a race against time to explore space and leave earth now.
  22. They will drain your bank account dry. The family will double overnight. You will start to see the sisters cousins' best friend that needs a new phone to play games on. The kids by the 3rd husband need a new school uniform. The drug addict brother needs to pay off debts. I would advise against marriage.
  23. They need to attract the new generation. Recycling past ideas doesn't work.
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