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Chris Daley

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  1. It's a common thing. The cops make a full time job out of it. They need 8 Thai staff in the business so they get 7 random Thai girlfriends to come to the office. The cop comes in and takes the tea money 5,000. If there are no staff present on the day the cop takes more tea money 10,000.
  2. I have no idea what taxes are but it sounds like a nightmare.
  3. I have found chatgpt, google bard and deepai to be very useful. https://deepai.org/
  4. You should be fine just make sure no one sees you. Thailand has a lot of Karens in every area.
  5. I have never noticed smoke in my eight years of being here. The city smells bad but I am not bumping into things and using a canary.
  6. Sounds good. What do you want to be when you grow up?
  7. I have no money in it so they can shove it up their ass for all care.
  8. Don't drop the soap Mr. Tittiporn.
  9. Greasy bland muck fried up. Can't wait.
  10. A lot of them are students. They take them from the universities and cart them around for most of the year. I am starting to believe that 50 percent of Thailand's tourism is just students. The academic calendar is back to back with school trips.
  11. It could have just been a mix up. Always check the cubicles before you sit down.
  12. Amazing to to think they got it wrong all those years. So many more crimes could have been solved if the new modernized hairstyle was enforced earlier.
  13. You found a pie in Thailand? What was it pork and condensed milk?
  14. There are no famed Thai actresses. They only have like 2 movies.
  15. Even if they can speak English they won't because they are just a Nong. In the Thai family I saw one girl for about 3 years she didn't say a word. She never talks when the parents are around. Then one day we went to the store together and she spoke to me in perfect English. The same thing at school. They won't talk around the Thai-English teachers but they don't stop talking with the foreign English teachers. The truth is the special program and EP students can speak way way better English then the Thai teachers. The students are near fluent but the Thai teachers sound like farmers.
  16. I am thinking of taking out a loan to buy a pizza. A tiny slab of bread covered in sugar 600 baht +.
  17. It's called being unemployed.
  18. Spoiler: The tourism figures are actually just bus loads of Thai students on school trips.
  19. Fry everything and call it healthy.
  20. I love the way law over rules magic. Surely he could just fly away on a broomstick.
  21. Please don't ''predict'' weather. Just tell people what is factually happening.
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