Grumpy one

I wonder how much soggy chickens retail for

You have to ask is this just an insurance claim for imaginary items

Looking at the wreck we can assume the speed limit was not being broken much

Seems what little grey matter he had was burnt up by white powder. No doubt someone somewhere may feel sorry for him. Most will thank him, myself included for giving us a good laugh.

It's good to see there was no report of missing gold mentioned in the ensuing engagement

This guy has to be a mentally challenged turd. Cops come so you lock yourself in the bathroom. Did he think he could escape by jumping in the crapper and flushing himself away

I had much better taste in sleeping partners, plus I worked night shift

Had one once in Australia Lovely Rhodesian Ridgeback, that loved sleeping on the sofa and bed. I had a tough choice, get rid of the mutt or the wife would leave. That dog had a great life, sleeping where he wanted in the house for many years after

Is he pointing to where the Katoey Biker kissed him before or after the robbery

Real women call you Wee Willie

The brown skid marks would not be very photogenic

It's good to see you are not racist. You hate all of the UK equally

What strange language are you speaking ? Remember where you are. If it aint broken don't fix it. If it is broken, still use it till it's dead

Don't be harsh on us Grumpy Old Men. One day you too may be with us pondering the fluff in your belly button

Should have saved your money

Classy place @ 220 baht per night, I'm sure the roaches like it

I read in another article that the sailors will be participating in community service activities. Does this mean some lucky grandmothers will be getting donations for their sick buffaloes ?

No nationality given, maybe fine Russian specimen of a hoe

This man needs to set his goals higher, Prime Minister would be a good starting point

Are you certain Something Happened, or was it a dream

Not much of a 4 wheel drive, or is it just a mentally impaired driver ?

comes to mind

If only they reverted to the old ways

How long before this fine predator becomes a victim of mans greed

My my, looks like cousin it has been a very naughty boy