Grumpy one

Maybe he adds a teabag to his boiled urine for breakfast

A cheap ride from an old war horse that not many care about

Sadly, I downgraded to a Land Rover Discovery Not the greatest 4x4 I have ever owned

From the look on the guy in the orange shirt, he must have a few close up pics of a well used pussy

I knew a girl named Jenny Tailia, she was a right c##t

is departure song may need to be rewritten to "I'm leaving in a pine box"

You don't have to get bitten by a mad dog to show distrust

That would have been right at home here

This girl needs to swallow Her pride or some bodily fluid, up to her The latter will earn more money for her ailing mother

Just another day in paradise

Stop all bodily hygiene, given a week or 2 NO ONE will come near you

The roof mounted water cannons look like Daleks from Dr. Who, exterminate

At 48 my early onset midlife crisis of wanting a V12 Jaguar came to a sudden stop. 8 years after buying a new XJS I knew that continuing this madness would drain my bank account quicker than a Thai bar girl could ever do.

The dude with the dark shorts would be a winning contender for the Limp Wrist contest

Neither of the 2 in the photo appear to be 24. I never realized living in India was so harsh on one's body

Does anyone know what happened to the Blimps that the government bought off the USA

Does anyone have any Agent Orange left over from Vietnam.

As a kid growing up in Bondi, you learnt quickly that an Easterly wind blew these suckers onto the shore, along with all the sewage from the treatment plant at North Bondi

The hair loss is due to old age and way too much hair dye. It won't kill you, so just crawl back in your cage for a year

Shame on you for such thoughts No one visiting here would ever think to submit an insurance claim that was not genuine

These bored kids need a large vacant block where they can take up the wonderful sport of Jousting. Just you, your bike and a long bamboo pole with a sharp or blunt end (depends on how serious you are). Chains and blades are also permitted. Think how much revenue could be made, it could be a bigger hit than a 24-hour kebab shop, catering for school kids, night shift workers, and anyone else with a desire to maim or be maimed.

Be a hero and send him a text for a hook up at some gay bar. If he fails to show your night may still be ok

The odd angry Fart hurled into a group of Thai, or any nationality will leave you with your own space. Alas you really need to work hard to get the perfect eye watering explosion without the follow through lumps or worst, a wet arse

Some of those Jumbo's drink like fish Smell like them too

The lengths some people will go to for a free meal.