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Grumpy one

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  1. Simple solution to this is to force the shotgun barrel into their anus and fire This should cause brain damage if nothing else
  2. Thai logic Zebra Crossings are for Zebra's and motor bikes, not pedestrians
  3. Professional Tourist Guides Association of Thailand 
  4. Valuable equipment ? Bamboo poles, gun powder and a lighter
  5. Now you need to work on Chuckles and his missus
  6. They were only trying to clean up their smelly crap from the night before
  7. Maybe he is reluctant to speak with the police is caused by his choice of bed partner How does one tell the parents his new mate leaves the toilet seat up also
  8. The poor old sheep shaggers can't even spell ESTATE, put the sheep standing upright nor tell red from white GO Kiwi land
  9. He may have been Forked...... my spelling is not so good
  10. Cost of the paper it was written on
  11. Lucky you can't see what's being done to your food in the kitchen
  12. Now sit back and wait for the rush of expats complaining about the cost to them, but are more than happy to pay overinflated bar prices for beer
  13. Gravel rash takes on a whole new meaning 
  14. The correct term to describe a cock in a frock kiddie fiddler should be DEAD
  15. So, you know my brother in-law
  16. He may be the little Michelin Man
  17. This one was chosen, by the police. Too bad for him Send him home via Isis Airways
  18. They just shoot or stab each other, much less personal
  19. Yeah, connect him to 2 concrete blocks, One to each ear at the same time, maybe it will reset his loose gears
  20. OMG the Penguins on Heard Island have been busy exporting goods to the Land that has a lunatic in charge
  21. It may have been hard for the driver to see the truck, if he was taking a power nap
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