Grumpy one

Running the USA, more likely using it as a $5 whore

Could be dragged behind the truck

Well, that statement of yours, should keep you locked out of this

Best keep that 500 k and use it for mental health care, YOU NEED IT

Damn, another Nigerian Prince in trouble with the police. Are there no Nigerian Prince's left that are honest

Should bring out the water cannon to remove them from high places. It ensures that only the mentally challenged are in harm's way

Came across this at the Andaman Club years ago. As I approached a Poker Machine a Thai woman working at the Casino there started to inform me how to play the machines It started to P##s me off a bit, then my wife opened up by telling her we no longer had to pull the handles in Australia, as all the machines were button activated. Poor girl looked dumfounded as she walked away with her head lowered

So, TAT has taken the Chinese Bulk tour groups off the VIP list

A friend of my wife has a mother who just reached 100 last month. Still has it all together, she worked on the farm all her life between raising 15 kids. It makes me think us westerners have had an easy life compared to women like this

Best you get some sausages and hang them around your neck, then go to the local cess pits you hang out. A rabid dog or 2 may take interest in you, if not one of the cocks in frocks will think you a hunsum and rich man and want to be with you

For the person who gave me a thumbs down, you have no need to worry. Your goat will be cared for by the Indians seeking a new sexual partner for the night, they grow weary of ladyboys

Will there be sufficient Camel parking ?

Mont Clair will do it every time

Obviously you have never encountered one of my rum and curry fueled farts

Just wondering how many good people here would return a bag of money found in a laneway.

Did your parents not warn you about the danger of fingering Skunks

He would no doubt have a Goat Pluckers license

That may have been GG getting his going home bang

Maybe ladyboys should be aware of clients with Panda Bear eyes

You go there soliciting your wares?

More SAD than poor

Someone seems to have lost their handbag

Yes, it is sad. We are all waiting for news, after the vicious attack by a monkey and later a ladyboy. The shame must be getting to you

Malcom would know, he adores them

Need more coffee.