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Grumpy one

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  1. Maybe he is reluctant to speak with the police is caused by his choice of bed partner How does one tell the parents his new mate leaves the toilet seat up also
  2. The poor old sheep shaggers can't even spell ESTATE, put the sheep standing upright nor tell red from white GO Kiwi land
  3. He may have been Forked...... my spelling is not so good
  4. Cost of the paper it was written on
  5. Lucky you can't see what's being done to your food in the kitchen
  6. Now sit back and wait for the rush of expats complaining about the cost to them, but are more than happy to pay overinflated bar prices for beer
  7. Gravel rash takes on a whole new meaning 
  8. The correct term to describe a cock in a frock kiddie fiddler should be DEAD
  9. So, you know my brother in-law
  10. He may be the little Michelin Man
  11. This one was chosen, by the police. Too bad for him Send him home via Isis Airways
  12. They just shoot or stab each other, much less personal
  13. Yeah, connect him to 2 concrete blocks, One to each ear at the same time, maybe it will reset his loose gears
  14. OMG the Penguins on Heard Island have been busy exporting goods to the Land that has a lunatic in charge
  15. It may have been hard for the driver to see the truck, if he was taking a power nap
  16. Just don't mention the war.......................
  17. My thoughts are why return to my native land to die. I will stay here and pay whatever the gov. hospital charges. Its less stressful than going home where most of my friends have already passed on At least here I have a loving family and good friends to help send me on my way to wherever
  18. It may take a very long time to sort it out, but it will be completed quicker than looking into Teflon Tony's police hospital stay
  19. Amazon do the same thing, it's a pain in the rear for those of us on the edge of senility
  20. To avoid Health Insurance claim rejection--- DONT GET SICK or ride a bike or drink or breath
  21. Just wondering, will the new submarine be using the same quality steel Thats assuming it ever gets built
  22. The bucket hat she is wearing is the cause of the accident and her erratic dancing She can't see squat with it jammed on her head squeezing what little brain she had
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