Grumpy one

Curse this headline, I am now sitting here muttering unkind words to the author of this article

That was no doubt a day of high risk

With extra toys to fondle

Lack of willingness to change sums up this country and I doubt it will change in the next 20 years

After taking the bus, you may be getting your own set of wings

Are you for real? This is Thailand, rapid response is a dream except in a bar fight

With all the flooding, you should be safe. The bodies don't get to rot in any one place long enough to worry about

I think it caught a large number of us

Either that or asking can you smell fish

Too bad farangs are not in the running to be Thai politicians. I for one would not be complaining if I had a bit of extra folding stuff laying around like they do. And I am not talking about tissue paper

He should be given the job of cockroach counter

By the time a tranquillizer worked the guy's head would have been crushed, as for guns. Great idea while there are visitors close by. How many would be shot, Annie Oakley don't work there

Way too expensive, try some old 10 / 40 engine oil. For any desperate old fools out there, used oil is much cheaper

He may get run over by his missing bike, then he can really say his week is crap

It's good to see some folks are as mad as me Been there done that with a 1988 XJS HE V12 I claimed it was my midlife crisis starting early 1988 to 1998 Never again will I be tempted with a sad cat or an electric pos

Better if he starts with friendly salties around Darwin

So, you buy a used dinosaur and expect to find spare parts in Thailand. Best thing to do is seek medical help, were you dropped on your head at a young age.

No doubt the local hotels are behind this plan 100%

As the plane taxied down the runway a song was heard coming from inside, ( I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again )

Her police statement began " Oh my Prince " what will happen to your inheritance now

Well, they DID push it to get away

Tell the truth

And there it is, you are some guys bitch

And what about your thing. Going out with Men in dresses makes us think you are a raving queer

Yet another idiot that should have been a Wet Dream