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Grumpy one

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  1. Stick to your guns Refuse to move or pay more rent
  2. Stock up on food and water, then barricade any doors and windows that may be breached. If nothing else, you will make it onto the tv
  3. Are you sure it was the seat and not one of the many objects pushed in there the night before
  4. Or we couldn't give a sheep shag in hell as to their name
  5. Worried the Boogie Man might be lurking
  6. My favorite 7 / 11 sandwich would be 2 sweet cashers with me in the middle 
  7. Would he also complain if a woman offered the same
  8. Easy come easy go, I'm guessing the money was inherited But hey if this woman wants to toss me the odd 10 mil, I won't complain
  9. The Mickey Mouse face on the notes gave a hint of not being Kosher
  10. Fake woman with fake gold, slow day for news
  11. Why go to China and annoy the locals. simply take a leaky old boat and head out into the Andaman Sea, I'm sure you will get to see the stars. That would be just prior to drowning and saving us mere mortals from more of your daily verbal excrement. Or visit Trump, his followers think the sun shines out of his arse, maybe the moon and stars do as well
  12. His Amulets and neck brace were the life savers
  13. Kerry Express, plus a host of other delivery companies
  14. As much as I enjoy eating pussy, I have never needed to harpoon it first. Later on maybe
  15. How were the Korean War won; a country divided and with a large military build up on both sides waiting for round 2 As for Vietnam, the North won The US power left like rats leaving a sinking ship
  16. Or get the promotion he wanted
  17. The USA does not have much luck at winning wars since 1945
  18. You want them to work Shame on you
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