Grumpy one

One walked past our house in Cha Am last week wearing a minute miny skirt, I pointed out to my wife it looked like a dancing hippo from Walt Disney's Fantasia

May it be his impeccable dress sense

Why would anyone call themself Lawer Ice, is he a sandwich short of a picnic

Take him to the roof and push. See if he is suitable to be a bouncer

Are you telling us that my old tealeaf reader is a fake I am most horribly shocked

The problems begin when someone decides to rent a bike without a license. They get the same reply as if injured while drunk, so sorry you pay good luck

Who did they steal the 16 k from

A queer is a queer no matter what you say

The walls of his fabulous accommodation look like a shipping container Such opulence

Have these Nigerian Prince's have run out of money ?

Travel insurance for a bike rider Good luck with that

A man in a dress should not be in any women's department, unless buying a new outfit to please the likes of you

When was the last time you needed a fitting for underwear

Or he used their calculator

Then it would have been one of the ladyboy lovers here jumping in to help with a limp wrist slap

The ladyboys will be over the moon. So many gold chains to liberate

How long until Poker becomes an official Olympic sport

Make that any Thai driver

He has to make sure of a smooth exit after Friday's court appearance

I get called a hunsum darkling

Aussie police = one of the best paid jobs for those with sticky fingers. Rodger Rogerson was a prime example

Best check with the lady boy followers like malcom b

If worried about 19% tariff, just mix the mouldy old left overs from the failed Yingluck rice debacle. No one will notice it