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Grumpy one

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  1. I would have done that and saved a phone call
  2. No way, this one didn't require Green Peace to rescue him
  3. Good to see we have a Haggis expert on hand to set me straight
  4. The Scots need to protect the wee baby haggises somehow
  5. It would appear traveling to and from temples is rather dangerous The amulets need an upgrade
  6. Start taking their photos and publish them as being from a concerned farang It will be interesting to hear about the outcome
  7. Hold the gun closer to your head next time and save us the pain
  8. I am educated enough to know electric cars from China are not the way to go. If you bought it to reduce the amount of carbon being produced, you failed, power stations run mostly on coal Don't plug it in to recharge unless you have a wind turbine
  9. How long before it goes Up in a Puff of Smoke
  10. Rub the little grub's nose in it, then kick the Shiite out of him
  11. With luck he may be refused entry on his return as an undesirable tourist
  12. Stick to your guns Refuse to move or pay more rent
  13. Stock up on food and water, then barricade any doors and windows that may be breached. If nothing else, you will make it onto the tv
  14. Are you sure it was the seat and not one of the many objects pushed in there the night before
  15. Or we couldn't give a sheep shag in hell as to their name
  16. Worried the Boogie Man might be lurking
  17. My favorite 7 / 11 sandwich would be 2 sweet cashers with me in the middle 
  18. Would he also complain if a woman offered the same
  19. Easy come easy go, I'm guessing the money was inherited But hey if this woman wants to toss me the odd 10 mil, I won't complain
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