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Grumpy one

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  1. That statement had me rolling around in fits of laughter. I can see it now new cars being transported on fork lifts
  2. Old Pacy got tired of the promised pay rise that never arrived
  3. If this was on the wedding day, it will be interesting the day a kid is born Dont forget to invite Uncle Kalashnikov
  4. What will the police claim to be the cause of this stuff up. 1 Air Brakes failed. 2 Brain failure.
  5. His vagina / recap tyres same thing a bit of excess rubber
  6. Mustafa A is now known as Mustafa A Hole by Pattaya restaurant worker
  7. That Merc driver must have been pished off his face, or in urgent need of glasses. Claiming he did not see anyone on the bonnet is a claim only the Thai police would believe
  8. I would be more concerned with my safety on a long distance bus. They do tend to fall over or just lay down to sleep
  9. Maybe the simple minded lad couldn't change the ice cold a/c, hence the fire
  10. I guess she left you due to your charming wit Smart girl, and her Thai b/f both enjoy their good fortune
  11. Be thankful the ants were not from the 50's movie THEM
  12. No doubt she still loves you She needed the money for Granny;s sick buffalo
  13. Your home has increased in value with the indoor pool
  14. Black or any colour tape is not the Thai way. Just twist wires together, quicker and cheaper
  15. You need to change who you let stay in your abode. If it is a high rise condo, may I suggest paying someone to teach him how to fly
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