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Grumpy one

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  1. It's not the lifting that is my problem, it's my eyesight. I might aim a bit higher and cause a real mess
  2. He swam to save his wife. He would have run on top of the water to save his goat
  3. Maybe he has dreams of being a katoey
  4. Just 2 bricks needed, a bit messy but the message gets through
  5. Where is the racism in my comment ?? Are you partaking in substances that you shouldn't
  6. She only popped in to see if her husband was there
  7. Naming your male buffalo Mum is like calling your boy Sue
  8. Gold or cheap gold-plated necklace 🤐 I'm sure he will tell the truth to the insurance company
  9. A quick look at the headlines and I thought they wanted to deport rump Silly me, must cut back on alcohol and open eyes
  10. For those who are shocked by the fact condoms are laying out in the open, I only have one word for you RECYCLE 🤐
  11. Many years ago, I told my wife, 2 reasons Santa won't be coming to her 1) We have no chimney for the fat man to enter 2) Not Christian no presents She's still pissed off at me
  12. No doubt wedding bells will be heard soon
  13. I would have thought Pussy Bashing would have been more appropriate
  14. He was one of many here that failed the test
  15. Be a kind and generous soul Donate the money to the unloved bar girls in this country They will always think of you as a hansum man
  16. Living where you do it would appear you have already self-harmed yourself
  17. A prison sentence of 50 years is a lot shorter than the same given to a 20 year old
  18. To be honest we started out as a British Prison Colony. Apple falling from the tree sound familiar
  19. Let her have the implants, her next b f will find them fun to play with
  20. Just a wee bit of advertising for used goods for sale
  21. Not queer, straight as a corkscrew
  22. No doubt soi dogs and many humans hate you also
  23. Sitting here waiting for the final scene in this hook up Boy meets bar girl and friend; 3 drinks later there are 3 men in bed End of yarn
  24. She may have had you as a previous sex partner and decided she needed a more manly partner
  25. There have been over 50 shark attacks off Italy since 1900 11 of these were fatal Has Italy moved out of the Med????
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