Grumpy one

In a few weeks this plonker will be crying as it was impossible to get a job here driving trucks

That shopping cart must be fun to push on the sand

Offer this creep a bucket of gasoline and a lighter, it will either prove he is lying, or make him a crispy critter

More like you running down the street screaming after he bitch slapped you

Like you chasing some cock in a frock

Over the years, when my wife had a cafe, I met some that like to brag about their wealth back home, wherever that is. Sounds like they are quoting telephone numbers or a European countries national debt. The next week they are trying to borrow a few grand till their pension arrives. Alas the magic words F&&k Off shattered their dreams

Having a boring day are you?

Someone missed out on the last BBQ Pork Rib

I once had a Rhodesian Ridgeback named Ralf. He could say his own name Ralf Ralf

Hey the guy who ordered them may have stuttered a lot

But may become hunsum old man

How will the monkeys earn a living now, will they be the next politicians we see

Was he auditioning for the next Fast and Furious movie

If you like it so much. Buy it

It beats walking in the rain

Outriggers to help the balancing

I take it I offended your Fatherland teachings. If so Tuff Luck

No grudge at all. Just pointing out a simple fact

Is Ewe2 named Barrbaraa

Was he employed as a bouncer prior to this

That joke is somewhat dated, need to update material

Vacuum up the <deleted>e off the floor, assuming it's a wet vac

Just pointing out you made an odd comment As for the age bit, yes I am a Grumpy OLD Bastard

I doubt that would have been Poland's choice of words in September 1939

How much departing checked luggage gets scanned. Not much of late is a safe bet