Grumpy one

I would like to point out that 8.30 AM is NOT the early hours of the morning.

I'm sure K Y wont let the workers down

You need to be in Aus to apply for pension, they get a bit fussy if you have been out of the country for a while. I had to stay there for 2 years when I applied. After its granted you can live anywhere you like. Have the money paid into your Aus bank account every 2 weeks or a Thai bank every 4 weeks

Next week it will be " Falling Russian Ministers "

I agree, one night he would be the victim of a hit and run. If he recovered try again

If found guilty, I doubt he will be missed by too many

Entrust your money into my care. I will ensure it leaves the country post haste, along with myself ????

And there was me grumbling about noisy bikes and local kids in Cha Am. I must be living a charmed life, away from the multi cultured riff raff

Go to the nearest Land Transport office, explain what you want. Then stand there pulling out your hair after some dimwit who is serving you looks at you with mouth open and a glazed shocked look in their eyes. You WANT me to work ????

Thanks, we ended up doing the same thing.

Most dogs would lick the plates clean. Granny needs to find someone with size 14 boots and pay them to insert in the neither region of g/d

Note to reporter ALL gun shot wounds are inflicted by firearms ????

Which of the group of near do wells do you fit into

Does anyone know the contact phone number to organise a pet cremation, thanks in advance

Plenty of crocodile farms, I'm sure they would do a decent job. Or use a large meat grinder and feed the mince to the chickens.

For mice or cockroaches ?

You appear to be very taken by such creatures, I prefer real women not cocks in frocks

This thing is no lady

Will the pretty little Dutch boy sick his finger in a dyke if she springs a leak ??? ????

That is my money, and I can describe the car, It had 4 wheels

This must be the Crime of the Century The missing envelope, could have saved them

Go and visit the family, she only wants to show off her latest catch. Just like any keen fisherman / fisherperson does

At least some of the little flockers used condoms.

Just another normal day here in Thailand. As long as my family are left alone, the nutters are free to do whatever takes their fancy

I believe the fashion police are to blame, pink and brown shocking