Grumpy one

He just wanted to get the point across

Darwin Award winner

Listening to dear daddy and obeying all his BS

A blood spattered hoe, every man's dream date

What if they bring Papadums

You appear to be a Ledgen in Your Own Mind Please cease with your daily drivel

I don't think her name is Monica

Does a degree from Professor Bend Over Bob's Medical School of Proctology count I have the Stinky Finger Degree

That's not fair, I had the same distrust for Biden as I do for Mr. Orange

With your last question, are you sure it hasn't had a nibble or 2

No, she swallowed the evidence

We use Sulphur blocks in small net bags, no harm to our dogs or us, but the Joe Blakes won't come near Lemon Grass also works

For a person who has a fascination for ladyboys and who has mentioned his wifey ( your word not mine ) you appear to live a strange life. Be happy with your boy friends in dresses

At my age I have enough fun in my life just getting to the bathroom and back, without going arse up. My bike riding days are far behind me

Also the second fastest way to end up in an ICU, the quickest is wear gold near a katoey, something Indians seem to enjoy

The scenery looks great, alas if I were to venture onto that dodgy looking pile of firewood, there would be a mountainous amount of crap left behind me

That be Captain Too Late arriving on holidays

No, just needs a little more time to finish packing his bags

No money = no body It gets left in cold storage till the hospital gets sick of it being there, then a charity buries it, in a pauper's grave

But you can see where they have been

Reincarnated Evil Knievel currently on tour in Thailand

The finish date will be next February 30

Yes, I would keep it, that is until my wife sniffed it out. Sadly it would then it would be like a movie. Gone in 60 seconds, all you would find is new shoes, and perfume clothes

Think of the nightmare of being on an upper floor in a fire

Like fly's to a bucket of crap