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Grumpy one

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  1. My wife and I wanted to buy a bank house back in 2009 The bank official refused to enter the soi, he said he wanted no trouble, and this was an empty house with nothing inside Good luck to you if you buy As for us we ran like arses were on fire
  2. How did fish get into this topic
  3. Quite right, we seem to be missing the self preservation gene especially when you have a gut full of piss
  4. All would be terrorists need to test their bombs prior to going out.
  5. But what was he asking the cow to do ???
  6. At 73 I feel like a 20 year old---- or 2 Alas I doubt I could do anything with them, the wife may object
  7. Some guys here take a bush pig away on holidays. No doubt easier than BYO dog
  8. Not much rampaging going on. Looks like someone being tired of the slow moving traffic, well done for reducing the taxi ranks
  9. There was me thinking he was the black sheep in the family
  10. Maybe it was a daisy chain 💩
  11. Is that " Nigel, *ucking Legend " For those who don't understand, check out Kevin Bloody Wilson
  12. Descending into Dean's Blue Hole sounds more interesting than descending into Deans Brown Hole
  13. Changing it's sex Should feel right at home in Thailand
  14. Time to get a long heavy duty extension cord, for when the neighbours go away
  15. The bikes have long gone. Now being used by the bib's as escort vehicles
  16. Maybe the nip discovered that he had a nut allergy
  17. They usually fight over long term lovers such as ------- sheep, goats, camels and little boys
  18. Quite right, Spec Savers here I come
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