Grumpy one

No doubt the brilliant / simple minds who want to return this ship to service would like to do the same to the Titanic if given a chance

Finding a sober and drug free person with the same blood type may a tad difficult

They would still have their rupels

Loud neighbours, fireworks and idiots in general is what makes this place so interesting

A python or two will clear up your problem, might even keep the wife away

Shooting each other

I'm surprised they managed to shoot anyone Their training is not what you would call professional, local kids with sling shots hit more targets

The Great White Whale is alive and well by the look of things

Sell tickets to the fight

Only if he asks nicely ????

The police HAD cars 150 years ago OMG

At my age, waking up each morning is exciting enough

How does one crack down on these people. After all there is NO prostitution in Thailand

Get a Thai g/f, she and the family will care for the bike while you are away

The hole was caused by brake failure on a passing UFO ????

Only 5000 ?

Maybe they wanted a change of scenery ????

The government set down the rules, then let c/l run wild Over the years c/l seems to have written a new rule book that changes with the wind Back in 1999 my mother received a letter telling her to repay some extra money that was sent The letter started Since your death you have been paid 3 weeks pension that you must return So much for intelligent staff

To get the pension you need to be a resident at the time of application Not in Aus dont even try

Just sing " Always look on the bright side of life " when you shower.

No way she would get the pension unless she applies in Aus. Centrelink like to cause as much hassle as they can

Failed to appear " your honour "

Does the cop have the correct permit to operate the well used and abused Sumitomo excavator ?

Years ago I had a noisy neighbour who liked to crank up his stereo for hours on end. One night I had had enough. I put on a cd When the lion sleeps tonight, hit the replay and went out Next day this guy comes to me begging not to play that tune again I guess 5 hours of it was a tad overkill

Heavens no, this woman is the salt of the earth Now all she needs is planting