Grumpy one

Years ago I had a noisy neighbour who liked to crank up his stereo for hours on end. One night I had had enough. I put on a cd When the lion sleeps tonight, hit the replay and went out Next day this guy comes to me begging not to play that tune again I guess 5 hours of it was a tad overkill

Heavens no, this woman is the salt of the earth Now all she needs is planting

2 mil sounds like a fair price to pay. Next time the silly cow will supervise the job

I hope they took plenty of photos, as the aircraft wont look to good in a few weeks. Some may get to see the new year, if lucky

looking on the bright side, a pair of sox will last twice as long

A highly skilled engineer is required to erect these chairs ????

Will the massage include the happy ending ?

Just be thankful its not Pelicans doing the deed

I take it you were not a resident of Bondi in the 70's

The correct place name is West Auckland eh

My neighbours cooking

Is Granny Lek a Bob Marley fan?

Should have dug a hole and buried Ton. I doubt he would be missed

After this croc's removal, why do I it will be this week ends BBQ

They may think the same of you

Use these thugs for target practise. It will help reduce the prison population

That cop deserves a pay rise There is a bit of weight and height difference

Are there enough trees growing in Thailand to build the amount of stocks required

Will these clowns be working as the new doormen?

He used them to keep the rain out of his rifle when on guard duty

Get a couple of credit cards and max them out Its a bit hard to reclaim money from a penniless corpse

The heavy rain has washed away all the rubbish covering the stature

What ever happened to the water spraying drones ?

To find ones self , you need to remember where you last saw yourself, or at least give up the booze

National Police Day do the cops actually do some work today ?