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Grumpy one

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  1. Sorry my old brain is getting an overload of the family. You are correct
  2. How can Bangkok flood ? After a certain prisoners daughter claimed there would be NO MORE floods in the city. Was this a politician telling lies ? ????
  3. Are you sure its his extra tail, or an enlarged bent penis ????
  4. The man is lucky he was stabbed. Old thunder thighs could have sat on him,
  5. I couldn't agree more, but are you are assuming the crane had normal working brakes Over sized brake drums from too much machining and worn brake shoes would send the rig down the road to oblivion such as here
  6. My dear old dad and an uncle used to say. If you run over an Arab, reverse over him a few times to do a proper job This was the thinking in WW2 in Egypt and other Middle East Guess they didn't like kebabs back then
  7. Maybe they forgot stage 2, the shut ???? Or was it the 9 tonne load that broke the chassis
  8. The boy's not worried about his jewels being on show
  9. The women miss the meat
  10. Next time he is driving may I suggest " Duck Soup " as the movie to show his passengers
  11. When I was 21 it was a very good year. My gf was 42 and hot and wealthy I enjoyed the good times, new car plenty of cash. Then the cow went back to her husband Never again will I go with an older woman One pensioner to a house is plenty
  12. There is no known reason for this animal to reside on earth. Remove his penis with a blunt knife then feed it to him No need to waste a bullet, just feed him to the residents at a crocodile farm
  13. The spirits were strong in this woman, especially the Gin Vodka and Rum
  14. Reporters not checking facts ! Surely you jest sir ????
  15. Personally I am more than happy with my wife. I don't need a spare handle bar to fondal like this <deleted>
  16. Maybe change sides at half time
  17. Before or after the wedding ?
  18. I agree, I also dream I will win 5,000,000 dollars
  19. This "drover" done good, thank god he cant do it again
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