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Grumpy one

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  1. Maybe he was trying to get a few new girl friends
  2. I thought they had already landed and taken up residence
  3. A number of years ago in Sydney, the favourite way into an ATM, was to fill with oxy /acetylene gas then ignite. It simply blew itself apart and the cash box's were taken away and opened later
  4. I must admit, that thought crossed my mind when I saw the bike
  5. Seems to be an expensive way to remove a tyre from a rim
  6. Here in Cha Am we have had heavy rain for 2 days. Too bad it lasted less than 5 minutes each time. Not too sure if it was from the monsoon or a low flying elephant
  7. " You must die " sounds like this fool has been watching way too much Doctor Who and the Darleks
  8. While these nutters are attacking each other, they are leaving the rest of the country alone. Give them more knives and drop them in a fenced compound. Allow nature to deal with them
  9. Tell present G/ F you found a new one
  10. There was no birthday party in Thailand,. Only a prison bus ride, singing " I've got the Bangkok Hilton Blues "
  11. Only if its a soft mat
  12. A roof and a bed are good starters
  13. Then they will want to stay after falling in love
  14. Maybe body fluids after impact from the 39 th floor
  15. No doubt your parents invested a small fortune on your education. There are places for people with your attitude, fortunately that place is not near myself nor my friends. Please take your pompousness somewhere other than near me. I tire of you little man.
  16. Oh lord who will buy my mercedes benz 1 owner low miles and well cared for
  17. The villagers are now depressed at the thought of a bbq without snake steaks
  18. Indians seems to be attracted ladyboys. Do they seek out a little pain, so on the return to curry land they can show the scars and tell of much bravado fighting off a bunch of wild men ( in dresses )
  19. Fair crack at the sauce bottle, he was only looking for some munchies
  20. His seeing eye dog bailed out on him prior to impact
  21. It's all about the weed
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