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Grumpy one

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  1. He probably has a better conversation with himself than with his fellow countrymen
  2. The katoey was heard singing " I want to hold your hand "
  3. Breaking news a monkey was seen in a tree in a nature reserve. If it was seen driving a car, that may be news, but some HAVE been trained to wear uniforms and act like police
  4. Brings back memories of Centrelink in Aus. My deceased mother was sent a letter stating " since your death, you have received 3 fortnightly payments. We would like you to contact us in regards to returning the money "
  5. Every road in Thailand is in the running for the road to hell
  6. Is google trying to produce maps from songs Can't wait for " Highway to hell "
  7. The next news will be an all in Bitch fight, hope it is televised
  8. She got it right, daddy wants a war to go on and on, just like his death bed illness
  9. Things happened during Covid lock down, that were not advertised. Borders being moved was just one of them, another was I can't get my favourite Aussy rum anymore Frigate
  10. His wallet is way too fat to enter a prison cell door
  11. My wife works at eradicating what little grey matter I have left.
  12. It slipped out of my hand when I raised it to make a toast
  13. Wife hung our lights on the patio about 5 years ago. Still there and get switched on maybe twice each year, if she remembers
  14. He was carrying the 200,000 baht to buy the gold chain
  15. The parents should cover all the costs as they no doubt failed at teaching their little prince's right from wrong. If all else fails, start dumping stray dogs over their fence, along with any turds laying about the street
  16. The cops get free photo's of themselves showing "how hard" they work
  17. So you are proud to be a cheap charlie, no doubt wearing a genuine knock off rolex
  18. Some people should not be allowed out alone Her parents must be proud of her, blowing that much cash.
  19. Doctor Who or any other time traveller may argue your logic
  20. Is Spam actually a healthy food product, that is the burning question
  21. He is a danger to the public in many ways 1 Anyone picking up the cash could injure their backs if twisting too much 2 If he did launch himself into orbit, he may land on a person collecting the cash 3 If a few people are bobbing around collecting the money, someone may make a video and label it as a Patts sex show in public Just saying
  22. Shoot the bike, let the rider become a pedestrian
  23. 1 You must be Thai to be able to do this 2 If in doubt about the legality of this practice Refer to 1
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