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Grumpy one

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  1. 1 You must be Thai to be able to do this 2 If in doubt about the legality of this practice Refer to 1
  2. In a year from now most of the brides will be thanking the bridal shop for saving them.
  3. Go to the roof the day before with a group of like minded persons and start to celebrate early. Block off the doors and say to hell with you. P S Don't blame me if you get arrested or you all commit suicide like a group of Lemmings
  4. But that was true love no doubt. And they both lived happily together, for 2 days.
  5. This is quite true, but the loons here seem to have a much shorter and more flammable fuse
  6. Will these passport departure gates be small box's with a less friendly Immigration officer hidden inside, opposed to the current friendly folks bidding you farewell
  7. Lets organise a fishing contest with nets for an endangered species. We can restock the 60 fish with young ones that may not survive 1 year On the bright side, our greedy pockets will be full of cash
  8. Why give such a detailed account of what he was wearing? Are the fashion police involved in this case ?
  9. " In a relatively dark accident site " that has a street light on a concrete pole in front of the house, where the car stopped. Is this woman a MOTH ?
  10. Wait for flying cars to on the market
  11. The teachers punishment should be the same as the kid got. Only increase thickness of tray to 25 mm, and strike on head
  12. So in your eyes she did not lie to the police in her first statement
  13. Good God no way, 25 years with the financial vampire I had was enough. She tried to suck every ounce of life and money out of me
  14. This girl has a great future in front of her. Imagine what devious scams she will have mastered by age 20
  15. In NSW back in the 80's and 90's, when you registered your trucks, for an extra fee you received a permit to legally carry an extra 1500 kilograms on the front axle. Without said permit you were endangering all other road users with your overweight truck. Funny old world we live in.
  16. What do you mean " Looks Like "
  17. My 2 mutts would let you take the house literally if you gave them some bbq chicken or pork
  18. Best thing to do is chop off all down stairs equipment, no more fun for this one
  19. To take said licence away, one must possess one to start with. Does this would be mobile mechanic have one.?
  20. Spent 5 years in prison for previous murder. So murder is a minor crime
  21. But what part of the body to aim for His dangly bits would be my aiming point
  22. In my wife's eyes I am A God Poor woman needs her eyes checked
  23. Wouldn't know one If I fell on one, except a bull one
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