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If gambling wasn't illegal in Thailand, I'd take odds on how long it takes vendors to occupy the new bike lanes.
Wouldn't need the damned things if the sidewalks were clear! It's already (to my knowledge) legal to ride a 110cc scooter on the sidewalk as they are considered a bicycle.
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Ever wake up real early for a toilet run, then go back to sleep for another hour? That's when I have the STRANGEST (and coolest) dreams.... Seems like the Powers That Be live in a perpetual state of blissful dreams and false promises.
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My hat is off to the benefactor here. Whoever you are, THANK YOU!
This guy should have never been prosecuted, at least as far as what I know about the case.
If ANYBODY deserved a 500 baht fine/slap on the wrist, it was this guy! Not some pickpocket katoey in a Pattaya baht bus.
THOSE are the ones that should get the 2-3 year sentence!
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Talk about junk bonds..... These are the junkiest I've ever heard of.
No worries, they'll just print more useless paper to cover them, same as Uncle Sam has been doing for years.
I recently read an article where Beethoven & Mozart (the Beetles of their day) were paid 4,000 Italian florins per year way back when = $150,000 USD today, but paid in GOLD COINS.
Imagine if they had been paid in Italian Lira or Euros (or USD paper dollars).
What would that paper buy them 200 years later as opposed to gold coins?
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OK, here we go......
I know all about Pattaya. It's a FUN, FUN, FUN place to visit, but after living there a few years, errr.... I was no longer a visitor & getting a bit jaded.
It seemed like every expat I met was either on a tight pension or on a tight budget job they were working (usually illegally), or the owner of some bar that sat & drank beer all day on some noisy soi, or..... I don't know.
I lived in Kuwait for 6 years & everybody I knew there were expats with a 6 figure USD salary (myself included).
Aside from the horrible weather, it was a nice place to live, considering.
While I certainly understand that no place on Earth is like Pattaya, I was considering a move to Penang, maybe in 6 months time or so.
I've been to KL many times but never Penang.
Just curious how others might view Penang in the following regards, as compared to Pattaya.
#1 - Traffic jams & sane-ness of drivers (especially motorcyclists).
#2 - Peace & quiet (ie: some clown drives by on a tricycle every day BLARING out in Thai that he's looking for scrap/junk).
#2.1 Peace & quiet (ie neighbor has a yapping poodle & feeds soi dogs right outside her gate & poodle yaps 24/7).
#3 - Soi dogs/stray dogs - Can I count 50 of them within a 5 minute drive of my house?
#4 - Cleanliness of the beaches
#5 - Access to shopping (ie: Tesco/Big C/Makro equivalents).
#6 - Parking (do they try to take up EVERY SQUARE MILLIMETER of parking space)..I mean every time I park somewhere in Pattaya I'm 2 inches away from the car next to me.
Thanks for any input. I know, I know, I need to get myself down there & see, but figured I'd ask here.
BTW..... Girly bars are always an added plus, but not a prerequisite.
Oh YEAH!!!!! What's your take on the expats there? Are they:
A happy lot? Jaded bums? So low on money they only go out once a month? Are 75% of them former Special Forces (full of bull)?
One of the main reasons I ask, is because, it seems EVERYBODY AND THEIR BROTHER seems to have the opinion of other expats in Pattaya that everyone is either right next to broke, or a sucker ready for the taking, making it difficult to find decent friends that aren't terribly suspicious of everything (yet those same folks will happily drink YOUR beer at your house).
Just wondering if Penang is a place with real people & not the broke/BS types?
I specifically ask about Penang, as I prefer to live near the coast & it's close to Thailand (wife is Thai - married 13 years).
Thanks for any insights!
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"The railway operator became a state enterprise in 1951"
Therein, My Dear Watson, lies the problem. Kinda like AMTRAK (guv'ment backed) in the USA operates at a loss every year, just like the US Postal System. Last time I tried an AMTRAK ride Orlando - Savannah, it was 5 hours late.
A privately owned operator would probably run it at a profit, hence being able to upgrade & maintain the system.
Compare the USPS with FedEx, UPS & DHL....They don't lose money every year. If they did, they would've gone the way of the dodo bird years ago.
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They should put all those toads with beer bellies on bikes.
Exactly my first thoughts!
At least these guys get white shirts instead of brown...what a novel concept for a city 7 degrees north of the equator.
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I'd walk up & yammer away at him in English, get the blank look, then ask him in (in my basic Thai) why he's looking at me all the time.
Make sure there are a few people around & make him look stupid(er) & he'll likely run the next time you show up.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! It's that guy that made me look stupid!
Then again he may be learning English & wants to yap with you a bit to practice. If so encourage him. Lord knows lots of them need that.
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The only difference between social media (iPhones) and CCTV "maintained" by the government in Thailand is that iPhones actually work (as in they are cared for by their owners).
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It's almost as if it's best to give them nothing and treat them like sh!t. Just a like Thai boss will.
Yes. Thai Boss had to pay so many bribes to the upper echelons, he had precious little to pay his workers (me included).
He actually apologized to me once, saying "It cost him 'So Much' to get this contract" = He could only pay me 100,000 THB a month.
Am sure his workers (his so-called experts trained by me), only got 20,000 or so/month...All due to graft.
I have SEEN with MY OWN EYES brown envelopes being passed around for a "Test Drive" of a new style engine.....We made it about 2 miles/3 KM & they ran out of diesel fuel.....This was a 5 day cross-country trip.
They forgot to put fuel in the truck. It was RTA.
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Oh yeah, as a part of that new engine installation, the retarded workers yanked out the fuel tank for no reason, drained it and only put 5 liters or so back in it.
I distinctly recall asking them why they were messing with the fuel tank...It had been just peachy for 20+ years........Then they all forgot to fill it for a Korat - Loei - Burma - Kanchanaburi - Korat run...
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I had 5 - 6 Thais (it varied) assigned to me on a project to rebuild some 20 year old Army trucks.
I INSISTED that we get an air compressor, a 1/2 inch drive impact wrench, 3 air hoses and 2 each 3/8ths drive air ratchets.
I was met with blank stares.
Finally got all that after 3 weeks, and the workers would have a 3/8ths drive air ratchet laying at his feet, hooked to an air hose, but would use the manual ratchet instead, which he was constantly losing and looking for...
They wanted to use a lug wrench for the tires instead of an impact wrench.
It took me 7 months before they ever got anywhere near proficient (should have seen me trying to explain what a Torque wrench is & QUIT! It clicked! QUIT TURNING THAT BOLT!!!). I guess they just thought the click noise was due to the tool being junk.
I had an English translator. He tried & tried, all to no avail.
I tried to set up a factory-type environment.....They just did what they wanted to no matter what.
They lost 100,000 THB worth of tools, could NOT keep any of them organized, built useless engine stands (I had shown them pictures of what they needed).
The entire operation was conducted in a flooded junk yard, replete with vicious dogs, trucks JAMMED in together like you were parking at Foodland = no room to work on them.
I had a hole for a latrine & had to brave the dogs with a large stick to get to it.
I'm probably one of the top 10 or 20 experts in the world on these trucks (RTA owns 1,500 of them, RTMC about 100, RTAF about 30), but I'd rather flip burgers at McDonald's than work with Thais again.
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this whole taxi thing is BS. went to mariah carey show at impact arena. after show tried to get a taxi to mo chit bts. was told 600baht. where are the people who are supposed to moniter these theives. nothing will ever change with the taxis other then them getting worse, as no one cares, only the people who get graft. when there is a show like that some one should be there to moniter the taxis and there B.S. there were police and military all over, but no one paid attention to these theives(TAXI'S).
I agree, in that they shouldn't "Regulate" taxi fares if they aren't going to regulate them.
Still, you're looking at a bit of a haul from Muang Thong Thani Impact to Mo Chit BTS.
Probably 350 or 400 THB by the meter.
While I'm all for a $18.75 USD/ 12.5 Quid taxi ride (600 THB) as being a decent deal (would cost $50 -$60 USD in the USA) for that distance, they should make it an official rate if that's what they intend to charge.
I hate it when they say one thing, then do another......Except certain venues on Patpong, Nana, etc... Where "illegal" activities flourish.
T.I.T.
Live with it I suppose, or go nuts trying to figure out the local "Logic".
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I seldom hear folk refer to Thailand as the "Land of Smiles" anymore. Now it's called "Thainess". It's fairly apt. Say one thing, do another.
Just go with the flow. Taxi's are cheap as chips in Thailand as compared to the USA...I'm sure they ain't cheap in the UK nor Europe either.
It's all relative, mostly to one's mind-set.
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Ronny & the Iron Lady made a great team back in their day.
Years ago (like 40 - when I was a kid), a family friend went home drunk, as he was oft wont to do...
His wife was known to get quite physical on such occasions, so he tossed his hat in the door first.
She knew the trick though & waited for him, and knocked him out cold with a large wrench to the back of his head when he stuck his head thru the door.
I was only about 8 years old at the time, but recall seeing the stitches on the back of his head
Better than getting a part of one's anatomy fed to ducks though I suppose.
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Here's a grand suggestion to help taxi drivers get a decent tip.
It's like an OVEN outside & they (understandably) are in an AC cab all day. Passengers are NOT.
Wear a jacket & keep the inside of the taxi around 25C instead of 32C when it's 33C outside???
Put a sign in 5 languages saying the driver appreciates tips for keeping it comfortable inside as BKK is quite warm.
The Skytrain is usually about 23C inside & feels like HEAVEN!
I don't want to ride around in a 33C taxi back seat with the AC on low.
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For the most part BKK taxi's are decent enough though.
I gave it a go (driving a taxi) once in Orlando about 30 years ago. I lasted all of one day. It's a tough job, though I've no sympathy for scammers.
3000 THB to town from Swampy is a SCAM! Live & learn though.
Should've seen my STUPID ass at a bar in Athens once. I had a $350 USD tab in about 45 minutes. Damned lady-drinks were $85 USD EACH!
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ChrisB87, in Asian culture many oldest sons live with their parents once married or their parents live with them & it's the oldest sons job to take care of them . No trickery just culture
My Thai brother-in-law (wife's sister's husband) did/does this.
Wifey is always telling me how her sister's Mother-in-law is driving her nuts!
I forget who said it, but "Give me liberty or give me death" seems appropriate when it comes to living with in-laws.
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First checked in to the Dynasty Inn Soi Nana.
I was TERRIFIED of the jumble of wires on the poles.
Still am.
Driving on the left (I'm American), & STUNNING women everywhere who all thought I was a hansum man.
How a young, fit Thai girl can eat like a horse, yet stay slim & pretty.
The first time I ever heard a cutie say "Khap Khun Kaa" when feeding her room service at 3:00 AM in the Dynasty Inn.
Singha, Mittweida & Carlsberg beer.
A 3 wheeled BKK tuk-tuk (I hate them for the noise now).
Ass-washers (best thing since canned beer & sliced bread).
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Only fools let themselves end up in the soft-prison of the in-law ordeal.
Farang's with their heads on right don't allow it to happen, but their partners may insist and basically hen-peck their husbands into complying.
Depends on the inlaws and the size of the house.
I've had more than one carnal thought about my sister-in-law. Just thoughts mind you.
Good thing she lives in a different house!
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Thanks for the reply, Chwooly. However, I purchased a pastrami on rye there yesterday and, although it was good, it didn't look anything like that, so I'm sure that the photo on their menu isn't pastrami on rye. Unfortunately I'm an innocent Englishman and ignorant on American delicacies, so does anyone else have an idea? The photo looks delicious and I'd like to try. regards.
Never saw pulled pork with mustard.
The 2 links are of pictures of Pastrami on Rye from other websites.
I stand by my original statement, That is what a pastrami on rye should look like.
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/108649409731370066/
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/nov/03/brisket-salt-beef-pastrami-deli
As I stated, that is probably a very bad image of their pulled pork sandwich. If I had a recent picture of their pulled pork sandwich, I would post it here. Their pulled pork is one of their best sandwiches. Back to the image: It looks like somebody ordered a pulled pork with melted American cheese. They make sandwiches to order (the customer is always right). Believe it or not, mustard-based vinegar sauces are used on pulled pork in several southern States of the USA, but not in Texas where the sauce is tomato based. Maybe try the place and make up your mind based on what is put on the plate in front of you. If you want pulled pork and do not want a mustard-based vinegar sauce (or melted cheese), tell them beforehand.
Before some <deleted> chimes in on "pulled pork" here, it is a tradition from New York to Argentina, to cook pork so tender, that it can be "pulled" apart with a couple forks, as opposed to slicing it.
Usually made from the pork collar meat (aka Boston Butt).
It can be smoked, baked or done in a slow-cooker pot.
Any which way is pretty tasty. I just cooked one last night in the oven.
Glad to hear about this place in Jomtien. MMMMMMM....Pastrami...
I once tried a grilled ham & cheese at the restaurant in Villa supermarket. How someone can make a BAD grilled ham & cheese is beyond me, aside from burning it.
It was inedible though. Finding a good sandwich shop around Pattaya is a true gem.
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Is there even a 100 metre stretch of sidewalk in Pattaya that isn't obstructed? This is like a joke to say that the police, TAT and Pattaya's mayor are concerned.
Power poles, street vendors, abandoned telephone and their concrete bases and broken sidewalks on are on every street.
Pattaya is probably one of worst places, if not the worst in any tourist destination for handicapped people.
Needs of handicapped people in Thailand are almost completely ignored.
Well said.
I'm not handicapped but grew up with a grandmother that was, so I was packing a wheelchair into the trunk of my mom's car from the day I was old enough to lift it and grew up around a wheelchair.
Got my ass beat a few time for playing with Granny's wheelchair
The stairs and doorjambs can be negotiated if you have a young healthy kid as muscle (me).
I honestly feel like I'd be better off negotiating Pattaya sidewalks with a pogo stick as opposed to walking!
I can't imagine trying it in a wheelchair.
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We old wrinklies rule irrespective of what the young sprogs think and say.
Ahhh,,,,,,,, In 1987 I was 20 and banging a super hot hottie 18 year old.
Yeah I've always been a Floyd fan. Shine On!
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I can't tell who the criminal is. It would help if they could point st him.
Yeah! I'm totally confused as nobody is pointing.
They probably told them to point at the criminal and they all pointed at each other with both hands....
Photographer said "err...Forget it".
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ThB 1,000? This was a Thai guy, did he have a tab running with the girl? Anyway telling police you use the knife (why mention it was 12", the size doesn't matter) for "killing pigs" might be viewed as a threat.
Killing pigs...LOVE IT!
Now, now, now. The guy wasn't visiting Lolita's in Pattaya nor Classroom on Cowboy.
I don't know diddly about Phuket haunts though, so maybe they are comparable?
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Words fail me .....
Haha!
I have two words.
Rosey Palmer
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Anyone ever watch that TV show Breaking Bad?
Anyone ever hear that meth is rampant in Thailand?
I wouldn't know a bag of meth if you smacked me upside the head with it, but apparently meth labs are prone to explosions.
Just sayin'...
I had an alcohol still in Kuwait & it's a wonder I didn't blow myself up a few times.
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Good , the guy was a a hole in the first degree and stuffed my company for xxx,xxx thb.
Hope he rots
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A few bottle of JW on the way from me to immigration.
Get rid of all these guys not here legally , haven't met a good one yet
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Has anybody heard about that scum-bag Raoul the "boat builder" in Pattaya recently?
Sorry to hear you got scammed N47HAN.
If this guy was like Raoul he doesn't deserve a Danish jail, at least not until he spends a year or so in a Thai jail.
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Policeman seen kicking a suspect transferred
in Thailand News
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But, but, but.......the handcuffed suspect made him lose Face because it made him DO HIS JOB.
So sad to have to actually DO something like a policeman.
Please do not criticize the RTP. It might make them "Feel Sad" (reference comments about Koh Tao).
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Back to reality, doesn't matter if it was a USA, UK, Dutch, French, German or Thai cop, there's no excuse for abusing your power as a law enforcement officer.
Transferred to an inactive post... In Thailand that means what? 95% of them are as active as a cube of melting ice anyhow.