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Ralf001

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  1. I carry a razor blade, come at me.
  2. Speaking of. Place ya mouth over her nose and blow.... their cheeks flap, freaks em out !
  3. Reading between the lines.... the whole post is made up. Likely the OP has numerous login ID's to use purely to troll theforum.
  4. Yeah Ive a lass working a bar here in Patts.... She comes round every sunday afternoon to "service my needs".... then gets on the bus back to Bangkok as she works as a nurse in a major hospital there !
  5. Goddamn do you spew forth some rediculous bulllsh1t !!
  6. Yep. As a hotspot for my laptop !
  7. Is he profficent in any 3D CAD programs ?
  8. Is my diesel vehicle going to explode ?
  9. Why ? Heck sometimes I even forget to put out my ciggie !
  10. but you have with real males.
  11. you defo a pillow biter. Please use protection... so you do not take any nasties home to the wife.
  12. My fuel card... is a PTT card. I fuel up 3 times a week..... never been asked to turn off the engine.
  13. They still have pumps that are manually reset ?
  14. Yeah I don't either. I park at the bowser so I can see the meter through my left rear window.
  15. I'll take my chances. Am nearing the age when I start planning my exit anyways.
  16. You know the girl Iam talking about ? Who is your friend ?
  17. once she had a dozen Spy's under the belt the crass bar sluzza speaking came out its pie hole.
  18. For lubricant.. I use spit.
  19. Ive a mate who's bird is welll fit... speaks perfect english always dressed t the nines, comess across as HiSo chicky. First time they came round me misso convinced her to put on a bikini and join her in the pool. The sluzza was covered neck to wrists to ankles in <deleted>ty bar girl tattoo's !
  20. Hate the reminder chimes for the belts... Disabled those <deleted> !
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