Dont poke him mate... he will start posting pics of some yank pile of crap he owned 40 years ago that had a few bolt on added like he was some sort of automotive genius.
So let's get to the point if you are drunk and old and in your 60s unable to defend yourself you have made a really poor life decision to give it large to some young Thai bouncers thinking you have a chance of coming out a winner.
I pay tax here too and have done for many years.
Cannot recall the last time I was asked for a bribe by a civil servant.
You must be very unlucky.. or doing something dodgy to attract the requests.