Ralf001

I read his post as saying he has a Thai GF AND a Thai BF.

What started out as a one meal a day diet grew into one meal every two days/one meals every 3 days/ETC ETC. As I got sicker and sicker.

True dat. Her family hates me so will likely insist on the 7 day millions of baht option.

I can read (obviously) and outside of work hours my phone is turned off. Still not getting this library thing.

How much is it just for the carcass to be torched ? Will instruct the misso no funeral and just toss my ashes on the side of the road on the way home.

What is a library ?

60kg in January (72kg now). Smoke - yep I mentioned that in my post. Drink - yep, a few on the weekends, I box of san mig lasts me a month. No jabs.

Bar slappers can be had for 1000 inc taxi on TF...........

I have a yearly. Last one June 2022. All boxes ticked as OK except chest x-ray revealed a tiny tiny black dot right in the bottom of each lung. I was like meh.... Iam a smoker. Doc wanted to do further x-ray's so booked an appointment 1 month later... I arrive at hospital and reception decide I cannot enter hospital without proof of a negative PCR test..... could not explain why I could a month earlier. I left in disgust and thought no more of those tiny black dots. Roll on to January 04 2023 I present to a different hospital feeling really really ordinary. I then spent January and February in ICU with severe pneumonia in both lungs. March 10 I left hospital to go home to rebuild muscles so I could walk again.

4 cars in the stable, all have import tyres from Japan.

I do.. but not exceed the recommended pressure of the tire...fools do that.

That sounds dangerous.

As the housemaster you can do it yourself, but you will need chanote and ID from her.

Glued to a keyboard 5 days a week. Can do 60WPM.

JZ motors are common imports from Japan.

I run non mechanical.

1JZ's are very common. Used in many many conversion. You will have no issue with any Somchai the mechanic or parts store. For old Ranger parts that will prove harder, seek out car wreckers/breakers.

He did not conquer anything.

There was a 59yr old indian fella that "drowned" with his wife a few years ago but yeah.. mostly it is younger peeps. Here's a few. Nick Pearson, 25, from the UK Hannah Witheridge, 23, from the UK David Miller, 24, from the UK Dimitri Povse, 29, from France. Christina Annesley, 23, from the UK Valentina Novozhyonova, 23, from Russia. Luke Miller, 24, from the UK. Elise Dallemagne, 30, of Belgium.

No.

Not interested in grip, wet or dry. Need to practice my drifting skills which is hard with a lack of HP.

Something that is cheap and will light up easily sounds good to me.

Interdasting. My daily pickup is due soon..... some tyres that will get it tail happy would be nice...

Yeah get insurance to cover then spend the gofundme coin on house renovations or something !! Seriously how much does it cost to airfreight a coffee tin full of ashes these days ?

The twist is the family are upstanding people prepared to pay the repatriation expenses rather than bludge off the public. Hahahahahaha, only joking.