Why would RTAF fighter pilots not be able to fly an F-35 with the appropriate training that no F-35 pilot goes without? The air force already operates many fighter aircraft from the US and Europe.
The most obvious move is to let the US embassy know about his situation, urgently. They won't be paying his bill but they will be able to provide specific advice or recommendations that no one here can.
Maybe my Shopee order of tins of corned beef today was a figment of my imagination, then? Odd, though. because there's a payment from my bank for that exact order.
...is because he doesn't bother to check the suppliers and supermarkets online that everyone is familiar with! All his items are easily found in a minute or so of checking.
I've been in several Tops supermarkets and haven't seen it being sold in any of them?
Order online from Tops, they've got original and smooth, B160. There are a number of items that the shops don't necessarily stock that are available from their distribution points.
"...looks like it is just lying on its side..."
Obviously, with body damage to the front, as a result of hitting the parked vehicle, and body damage to every offside panel unless you think that the metalled road was made of foam rubber.