Lucky Bones

Totally ignored by the 18+ wheelers once the sun has gone down and the roads are pretty barren. Hit the hazard lights and barrel on. This is MY Soi.????????

Dunno anything about Richard, Greta or their mates. But I have watched "Life of Brian".????????

Yes. Who is Richard Funnyman?????????

He must have had good money earlier.????????

This is possibly how it goes: OP: What type of beer do you have? BG: Up to you. OP: Do you have Heineken? BG: No have. OP: Do you have Carlsberg? BG: No have. OP: How much will a beer cost me? BG: Up to you. OP: Do you have a menu? BG: No have. OP: Maybe I'll go to another bar. BG Up to you. OP: Bye-Bye. BG: Stupid fat ugly Falang. 2nd BG to BG: No have customer? BG: Up to me. ..........and so it goes on.????????

It's a jungle out there. 33 with a 64 year old. You are both fair game to the 2 week millionaires.????????

All good then.????????

Is the copper now named Ernie?????????

I think it is one time less than the Who's Farewell World Tour. Difference being (luckily), the Who follow through on their promise.????????

Been in Thailand long? The "younger" Thais know the game these days thanks mainly to the 'net etc. They understand that tomorrow they could be looking at the wrong end of a army gun through no fault of their own. They will never be "approved" by the powerful people of Thailand. Too much of a threat to the established envelope passers.????????

If you are not drinking one of the four beers then best you go to a 7/11 first. Buy a bottle of what you intend to drink, eg JD, JW etc. Chances are your JD or JW etc in the bar will be 80% water (before the dodgy ice.) Top up bar drink as required.????????

Righto. This Prasert ning nong will personally knock on the doors of 14 million people to tell them their vote meant nothing? Yes, sadly, indoctrination of the Thai population takes its toll in the form of apathy and silence.????????

What a photo! Thailand, LOS. Land of Smugness. (cue vomit breakfast.)????????

Make a Thai will. It can get messy when falang die over here.????????

Can also be interpreted as "Not my job/Not my problam".????????

Mom & Pop shop loading up now in East Pattaya. I've already stocked up, with 40 baht delivery fee, from local wholesale shop. As far as I am concerned, ALL temples are closed for (at least) 6 days.????????

Yup. Bert got kinky.????????

You had a live sex show with your missus? Sacre Blue! Did you have to pay?????????

Oh! I thought you said moaning. You can usually find a screamer as well if you look hard enough. What?????????

Lying on her back and playing on her phone eh. Sounds like some bg's I have known. They called it multi-tasking. I didn't care.????????

Don't forget that Mummy comes as part of the Bob package.????????????

Buy a truck load of mirrors and place strategically around your house/condo. You will always have someone close that loves you.????????

Many still worth checkin what's under the bonnet.????????

Ya-Ba can do that to you, so I'm told.????????

Hopefully the 3rd party was a girl, not her bf or a ladyboy.????????