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As we now know, the pyramids were built on ancient Egyptian beer. But, these days, nobody drinking beer would be allowed to work in modern-day FABS..... Times have changed.

Dear Modern-day Technophiles and Humanists: Every time I hold a modern-day CPU in my hand, it's like holding the entire weight of Cheops. If you do not understand this, then I feel sorry for you, because, perhaps, you do not comprehend the true MAJESTY of the modern-day CPU. I am talking about MAN-HOURS. Some say that the Great Pyramid of Giza was built by aliens. And some say that the modern-day CPU was built by the same people from Outer Space. Every time I hold a CPU in my hands, I feel just so helpless, not knowing.....what...is.... INSIDE this tiny thing. Also, I feel helpless, not knowing what is inside my own brain. I guess I will never know, unfortunately, as long as I live. Still, we can all marvel. Best regards, Gamma Note: Are you not just so happy to be ALIVE, these days, to witness what we are witnessing? Note2: My question is now..... How many tens of thousands of years would it require for an Egyptian to create just one CPU, as pictured above? Note3: Therefore, I say unto you, the Cheops Pyramid was never such a miracle as the modern-day Intel CPU.....

Anyone got a link that is beyond the pale?

What is worse than having a cancer patient taken advantage of by some charlatan doctor? Has this ever happened to your loved one? If so, then what might be the proper punishment for one so evil? Obviously, there is only ONE PUNISHMENT which might fit this crime of scamming the weak and sick! The only punishment suitable for this crime is.... DRAWING & QUARTERING. What is this punishment...anyway? There should be a special place in HELL for those who prey upon those suffering from Cancer. Almost worse than pedophiles, in fact. Terrible. Terrible. Preying upon those so vulnerable is a crime beyond most crimes. Dostoevsky never even wrote about this crime, in fact, so terrible was it to contemplate. What say you? Regards, Gamma Note: Psychopath Doctors are Despicable..

So then...what? We cannot tell jokes?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_humor Irony Satire Who could ask for more? (And, that guy, Mr. TNT, Timmy, thinks he knows what IRONY might be? And, he thinks that Americans might not know? This guy deserves a lesson in attitude! He has not a clue about irony, obviously.) Such a wingnut.

BALER.... On the Mainland! You either surf or fight.....

Let me get back to you on this, .... Shortly. Mel Brooks is not what I had had in mind, originally. Not even Zero Mostel, in fact.

All (most) humor is culturally based. Much of Jewish Humor (NOT Jewish jokes) is not so easy to understand if one is not part of the culture. This has NOTHING to do with any form of arrogance, as I am sure you realize. I did not post some of the better examples of Jewish Humor, although I might....

How do you chill water in 40-degree heat? The tap water comes out hot? Oh.... I know.... Buy an industrial ice machine to cool the water to cool the air cooler to cool the air....to cool you. BUT, this does NOT work well due to DEW POINT and evaporation of sweat on the skin. Unless you get the humidity down, using an AC, then.... You will feel cool and clammy. I eat clams, or used to. But, I would rather eat a clam than be one.

I was invited. Many times. Andy Glick invited me, many times. As did many others. A great place to grow up. Note: Also, in my neighborhood, I was the TOKEN Gentile, and so they HAD to invite me, ... maybe....

In my opinion, for what it might be worth.... There are several important similarities shared between Asian culture and Jewish culture. At least, as I knew it, while growing up. Do I even need to point these out? I think not.

So say you. However, as I am sure you know, and in all honesty, I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood...and.... I loved it there. I am only reminiscing in my old age. I want people to know just how great it was. I thought it might be interesting to some. Plenty of great Deli Food, too!!!!!! It was GREAT, in fact.

Why? I will TELL YOU WHY! 1. I am getting old now. And, I look back at my roots. And, I very much value the Jewish neighborhood in which I grew up. This made me what I am. 2. "These Days", as you say, are just like any other days. These days are just the same days as they always were. So then, can I NEVER broach this subject? Do tell! 3. I have never submitted a Topic which was totally harebrained. It might be ONLY YOU who interprets my Topics as being harebrained. 4. Also, I do NOT blame the Jews for making me live in a Jewish neighborhood! Instead, I THANK the Jews for making me one of them, during the time I grew up in my Jewish neighborhood.... I loved it there. 5. Something that you might not know is this: There is a high similarity between Jewish culture and Asian culture, and this.....most likely.... is why I have always felt so at home in Asia, not to mention Thailand, and specifically Chiang Mai. There are MANY things that you might not know about me, and about Asia. Feel free to query me regarding almost anything that you might not understand. I am Asian, yes. I am also, in some important respects, a Jew, too. Should I riff on further about this? I think, no need. Just let it be said that I am grateful to have lived in the place where I grew up, as a young hottentot, and I learned a lot, while there. I am a product of my environment.

As you say... I am the ULTIMATE dullard, as everyone knows, on TV. See you in Princeton, Baby.... Next life. Or, I am sure it was not Yale. Take care, though.... And, thankfully, it was not Cornell, with all that ugly campus architecture to put up with for four years. How can they even stand to live for four years on that ugly campus?

How about MICRO Banking? Ever heard of THAT? Or, JT, is Micro-Banking just to FREUDIAN for you?

Only Mr. C. will, eventually, out himself, if he wishes. I, as you can understand, would never....

No problem. I am very willing to pay the import tax which is only about 10 percent.

Anything BUTT! Surely, you can be more humorous. I value my heritage given me by the neighborhood that created me.

My Dear Gentile Friends: Maybe you wonder why I seem so .... Out of Touch, at times, on this forum. I think it must be that your sense of humor and mine...might.... Not be the same. Jewish humor is something to be savored, and also something that most gentiles cannot appreciate. This is not my fault. I am a product of my upbringing. Also, I have spent most of my adult years in Asia. Therefore, unlike most of you, I see the world from a different perspective, and ... NOT....from the perspective of....a.... Cabby in London. Would I trade my early years for anything? No. I would not. I love the fact that I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood, and I would not have it any other way. So, then.... Does anyone here know any good Jewish Jokes? And, do you even know what Jewish humor might be? Jewish humor is like fine wine...... And most cannot truly appreciate it, if one is a gentile.... Here is just one example: But, NO, the above is NOT, anywhere NEAR, the best example of Jewish humor. Maybe I will add a few Jewish Jokes...below,.... When I am ready. Growing up in a Jewish neighborhood, being one of the sole surviving gentiles is my principle claim to fame. I would not have had it any other way. I am grateful for this. Now, I guess, you know a bit more about me. And, also, you might know, now, why I stick out like a sore thumb, too....because... I know you care about this. Regards, Gamma Note: I bet that you might not know just how much an Asian neighborhood and a Jewish neighborhood might share in common. Please remind me to tell you, sometime....

During the last few years, since the beginning of the pandemic, I have not eaten Thai food. Such a pity. I love Thai food better than almost any other cuisine.

One can NEVER acclimate adequately to HIGH PM2.5. Therefore, just get an AC. And, just get at least TWO air purifiers. Or......then.... MOVE to Ontario.....Canada....where the Air is Clean, .... And, The fish are jumping.....