Actually it doesn't say anything about me.
I wouldn't choose Patts for it's nightlife or P4P availability, as don't frequent either.
Even avoided a couple of decent restaurants on soi samphan, once daughter got old enough to realize why the soi existed.
Yes, both have traffic issues. But Patts closer to things that interest me. The Northeast doesn't interest me at all, or should say, got boring really fast.
Any free time, more than a long weekend, and I left the NE area for points much further south. Which due to UT's location, that took 1 day in itself, so 2 days wasted.
Most of the time, lived 15+ kms out of town, so delivery wouldn't work, and not a fan of anyway. I usually only eat at restaurants, just to get out of the house.
It was quite convenient, when playing single parent, since in town anyway, to pick kid up from school, (St Mary's & Don Bosco) and just eat at one of our favorites, though traffic really wasn't that bad back then.
When single, I think we ate in town, every day, and enough favorites to eat somewhere different every time.
Not till about 2012, when everyone bought a first or 2nd car in the household, since 100k baht rebate was given, with most purchases.
Air pollution being another huge negative about UT.
I'd rather look at the surf, rather than rice, sugar or cassava fields.
As stated earlier, was tolerable, IF, having to be there. But as soon as not needed to be, I was gone. Rented a place in Prachuap Khiri Khan even before she was done school, as rental options were limited, and didn't want to pass up on what was available at the time.
Off topic, but as stated more than a few times, I wouldn't consider living anywhere North of Hua Hin. Usually means 4-6 months are really bad air pollution.