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And also in the air and sea in, and around, the 200 mile exclusion zone. There is one know exception: The S.A.S. aborted Operation Mikado: a failed raid on Rio Grande which went wrong!

To be fare neither did the Argentinians, in the most part!

Because they invaded another country against all the norms of present day (not historical) civilization!

Oh Great news, a shortage of Xmas trees this year!

We now call the whole area the "Joystick area"!

I think you have been sold either a heartfelt piece of art or a load of B@LLs! Or, maybe it is just someone getting their nose tweaked like you just have!

Great news! Where can I find these Christmas Carols that are everywhere and that I can BAM? PS; Are they free?

That is sure to raise a few eyebrows (depending on eye-patches) and whip up lashings of responses!

Mapping our past and future! The other day I downloaded the maps of Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Ireland for an assignment... was shocked to see that the total file size was 1GB. The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their now ex-voyaging map artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of their conquests depicted instead of the standard, approved reality; like the properly accepted new Spanish name of the country he was depicting.. AV famously stammered out, "Um.. err.. I ca.." I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation. They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards. But I soon realized it was just spam. Just got fired from my job at Google Maps. Apparently I was terrible at drawing the boundaries between countries. They said I was borderline incompetent. PS; I am now not thinking of (not) mapping out a new career for myself! PPS; I promise I will give my Tuk Tuk driver a map to get me out of here!!

Or an AA/RAC 14 page route print-out that came in the post after 5 days of asking over the phone!

Where's the mustard (gas) when you need it!

He's lucky! Just think he could have fallen asleep facing the other way! If he did I think one can safely say it would leave a bad taste in his mouth!

It is actually counter productive on SSD's to run a defrag. Should You Defrag an SSD? (helpdeskgeek.com) From the source above; "do you need to defrag an SSD? The short answer is no. There are two main reasons. The first relates to the lack of performance benefits, which is, after all, the entire point of defragmentation. The second reason has to do with the health of your SSD. It turns out that defragging an SSD can shorten its life"

I believe it is by their own hot air and that cracks the crystal balls!

Not all of them! For purposes of occupation, the Americans, British, French, and Soviets divided Germany into four zones. The American, British, and French zones together made up the western two-thirds of Germany, while the Soviet zone comprised the eastern third. https://www.britannica.com/place/Germany/The-era-of-partition#ref297728

Here is the link to treesize for win 7; TreeSize Free for Windows 7 | JAM Software (jam-software.com) PS; What size is your HDD?

That's what happens when you discover that you have just felt yourself a right tit!

I would just put in the junk folder as it appears to be Spam!

As do the other parties! ???? And the rest of the sane population of the UK!

So do the rest of the UK!

So do the rest of the UK!

So why post here? ???? Oops, just remembered this is the "worst (read non) jokes forum"! BTW ; Feel free to join the club!

What a Cod awful joke! You must be the sole of the party with such common plaice carp! ???? ???????? PS; If you keep angling for likes by trawling such fishy material I might have to moby-lize Dad's Army to batter you into a less scaly squad shape!

Don't forget the "week in politics" adage!

And of course that is how you and your family live now and have always lived! ????