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If you were trying to whip up a response from me then you will have flailed and ended up flogging a dead horse!

So you say you can impeach a president but not a Senator? They may not "impeach" in the pure definition, but I do not think it is a clear cut as you state! The Constitution gives Congress the authority to impeach and remove "The President, Vice President, and all civil Officers of the United States" upon a determination that such officers have engaged in treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors. The Constitution does not articulate who qualifies as a "civil officer of the United States"! Impeachment in the United States - Wikipedia Keep reading the full article, it is full of interesting examples of what happens to "misbehaving" Senators and other "civil officer of the United States"!

"Nigel Farage took all mine." What? I wonder!

Are you saying that anyone who is "anti cannabis" is "uneducated" and has a "personality disorder"? If so I think you are the "uneducated" one here who most definitely has a "personality disorder"! A crass statement that does your cause only harm!

A nasty or bad habit to get into!

And I thought MacDonald's already had enough twits working for them!

Anyone for pre-sliced venison for Christmas dinner? Ps; Already de-boned

Thang you for that! I wander if the staff knead licking into shape?

But lived for many many more years than we do now! Ps; I know it is not a joke, just an observation I felt like making!

Yea! Maybe we should whip round there and see the lashings of entertainment!

I suppose it could be described as a "two foot long" distraction!

Not if the present was a bra perhaps!

The shovel perhaps or just the old spade she lives with!

You might get more help, given your physical limitations that you have stated, if you said what you want to use the phone for! As Orange37 above said you may not even need or be able to use a high-end smartphone!

How can anyone make such a crass statement? You cannot make a statement that "no one is opposed" to anything as you cannot have possibly asked everybody! The best you can do is show the results of a well-recognised poll with links! Of course, there are people against people coming to work in the UK!

That would be just the ticket if you can provide a timetable for me please as I do not know when the trains change thoughts!

These guys have really hit the buffers! Why do people have to keep railing against each other? I think they are just signalling their somewhat staion-ary views with no real platform to announce from!

This is nuts! I think this is a racist post and should be deleted immediately! Who says that western grey and black squirrels can't drive equally slowly or faster!

An interesting phrase when discussing ladyboys! ????

I can just see the OP flying all the way from CM to Pataya for a dinner!

I would take myself in hand if I was you and not think too much about the consequences of what happens when you come back on stream on the forum! You may have to wipe the slate clean if your (e)missions have been over productive!

Come off it, I am sure you can shake a few more come backs at us if you put your heart and hands to it!

Being the modest person that I am I tend to just use a single tissue rather than a hole box! But I am sure you can all come back with more hand or heart-warming anecdotes!

It gives a new perspective to the phrase "the camel you rode in on"!

I think we are getting clittered up by too many come-ly puns and put ins!