TOP LAUGHS AT THE EDINBURGH FESTIVAL 2022
I spent the whole morning building a time machine,
so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me
and I couldn't get pasta
I sent a fresh food parcel to my first wife.
By FedEx
I used to live hand to mouth.
Do you know what changed my life?
Cutlery
Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon,
it's next-day delivery
My attempts to combine Nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
I hate funerals -
I'm not a mourning person
I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days