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DezLez

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  1. Not if the present was a bra perhaps!
  2. The shovel perhaps or just the old spade she lives with!
  3. You might get more help, given your physical limitations that you have stated, if you said what you want to use the phone for! As Orange37 above said you may not even need or be able to use a high-end smartphone!
  4. How can anyone make such a crass statement? You cannot make a statement that "no one is opposed" to anything as you cannot have possibly asked everybody! The best you can do is show the results of a well-recognised poll with links! Of course, there are people against people coming to work in the UK!
  5. That would be just the ticket if you can provide a timetable for me please as I do not know when the trains change thoughts!
  6. These guys have really hit the buffers! Why do people have to keep railing against each other? I think they are just signalling their somewhat staion-ary views with no real platform to announce from!
  7. This is nuts! I think this is a racist post and should be deleted immediately! Who says that western grey and black squirrels can't drive equally slowly or faster!
  8. An interesting phrase when discussing ladyboys! ????
  9. I can just see the OP flying all the way from CM to Pataya for a dinner!
  10. I would take myself in hand if I was you and not think too much about the consequences of what happens when you come back on stream on the forum! You may have to wipe the slate clean if your (e)missions have been over productive!
  11. Come off it, I am sure you can shake a few more come backs at us if you put your heart and hands to it!
  12. Being the modest person that I am I tend to just use a single tissue rather than a hole box! But I am sure you can all come back with more hand or heart-warming anecdotes!
  13. It gives a new perspective to the phrase "the camel you rode in on"!
  14. I think we are getting clittered up by too many come-ly puns and put ins!
  15. She obviously got her come-uppance and as such I'm gagging at the thought!
  16. We are all entitled to our own opinions. You have made your extreme views known, which I disagree with! Therefore, this is the end of my "discussion" with you on this subject!
  17. It is extreme and totally unwarranted in any civilised society!
  18. I'll drink to that if you invite me! PS; I promise to come alone!
  19. I had to come back and look at this a second time to see the connection!
  20. of autumn? I thought spring came after Christmas!
  21. I was going to sing a hymen hymn in praise of that comment, but the idea got busted by some big godforsaken pr!ck!
  22. I again disagree as I believe that the conception of this thread is virgin on the immaculate!
  23. Or maybe they are just trying to say "go fourth and multiply"!
  24. This link is working at the moment from Thailand without VPN! Download Navmix APK for Android - free - latest version (softonic.com)
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