Keeps

Anyone who takes more than two minutes in the khazi when you are queing. That seems like an eternity. I always take 2 immodium prior to a long haul flight. Normally means I don't have to 'drop the kids at the pool' enroute. Makes things interesting on arrival or next day though.

My pet hate would be being on the same flight as fredwiggy. Unlikely as I believe we head in different directions and it would appear I would be flying a class or two above him anyway 😉 I could give him the finger as I passed him by with my priority boarding.... Agree with the OP regarding screaming kids. They should put them in the hold or make them sit outside.

Only 20% DHead?....Think you need another look at those numbers Bignok.

Wow! Even more of a knob than I thought you were. You have outdone yourself. What an incredibly vile post. I'm surprised your parents didn't have you adopted.

How many floors up? Low balcony? 🤞

If hooker's or Rohypnol didn't exist you would have no chance whatsoever of losing your virginity. It's possibly on the horizon Bignok but make sure you get your alibi straight before you do the deed.

What relevance does this have to the fact that you are the most irrelevant, annoying, unpleasant germ ever to have existed?

I strongly suggest you double down every day for 7 straight days. By day 7 when you are necking 256 cans in a day you would have grown to love the taste and built up a suitable level of tolerance. Be brave, give it a go. Nobody likes a quitter.

Can't afford one? Jealousy is such an unbecoming character trait.

Yes, very easy. That will be the tatts. Bit of a giveaway.

Ban you and that cuts the DHead count by one.

Unbelievable. If their application for asylum has failed then they should be deported in a timely manner (immediately springs to mind) without a substantial handout. In some cases a payout will probably fund a further illegal entry to have another crack at asylum.

I heard he got buggered to death by a group of LB's in Pattaya. Maybe we will never know the true story. One thing is certain. He is not on here now spouting inane drivel under yet another new name.

There used to be one posting on here. Went by the name Bignok/HarrisFan. Complete knob. I wonder whatever happened to him........🤔

If Roman gets her Monday/Wednesday/Friday and Macky gets her Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday, can I have a bash on Sundays?

I wouldn't even want to share a restaurant with the OP, let alone a table.

This has kept me awake for many a night. Now I finally have the answer. A good night's kip awaits.....

He may already be among us under a new name. Won't be too difficult to spot..... Could have been a few days silence as he is making his way back to Thailand. Either way, he won't be able to stay away. I'm sure all will become clear soon.

You are absolutely off the scale on the 'knobometer' today.

I have a Burmese Punkawallah. I pay him 50 baht per day but told him the note is a 500 but one of the zero's fell off. Luckily, he doesn't understand such things. Sometimes I wear a heavy coat just for a laugh so he has to work doubly hard. My, how we chuckle.

Most likely the other way around. Some of them are pretty hard, errr, I mean tasty. You know what I mean! I wouldn't mess with them and hopefully will never be in a position when I need to.

I was in Villa Market this morning (Bangkok Latkrabang, not Pattaya) and happened to look at their salad range. They had a potato salad with spring onion and a potato salad with chopped egg under their 'food to go' label. Both looked pretty good. Both 70 baht per small clear plastic tub. Would only be one portion in my (greedy) opinion. I'm assuming there is one or two Villa Markets in Pattaya?

Either way, if you get a bad one you could end up with a sore ar$e.

He/she could get pickled onions out of a jar with that chin.

He's a nonce and he's been up to no good but that didn't come from me, right? 😉 And this post will be removed in 5,4,3,2,1....