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I admit I've only got a little one but the Mrs doesn't complain. As she says, " she wouldn't want it as a wart on the end of her nose" so I'm taking that as a compliment. Hold on, are we not talking about dicks?

What are you up to now bignok? 5 or 6?

Whilst others get jealous that they do not have the finances in place to pay for a house. They post on AN asking for tips on where they can rent a condo for 5k THB per month. Ring any bells?

Even replying for your master now, are we?

You're just embarrassing yourself now bignok. Grow a pair and have an original thought.

Bignok thinks he has found a new mate. Agreeing with everything he says. Rather sad...

They remind me of the Chuckle brothers or dumb and dumber...

Or they were both in on it but weren't expecting the RTP to hunt down the perp so efficiently. Fair play to the RTP. When they put their mind to it, they seem to do a half decent job.

Didn't give him enough ice for his large Chang....

I'm just surprised that the OP didn't make an accusation that it is solely the pastime of Brits to be attacking Thai ladies...

That style is known in the UK as a 'Croydon Facelift' a huge amount of the chav birds are sporting that style.

+1 what Mike Lister said. Are there insurmountable hurdles which stop you from being able to return now or in the future? I've been visiting Thailand and living here on and off for 25 years. I decided many years ago that this is where I will live in my later years. So many good experiences over the years and have made many great friends, both Thai and foreign. I retired young but having an elderly mother in the UK means I am not prepared to make the permanent move now. I will though, without a doubt. Best of luck to you, I hope things work out.

I am overweight but that's only because every time I bang the GOATS Mrs she gives me a biscuit.

Some absolute crackers here. David Moyes (West Ham manager) has certainly improved with age. VID-20240308-WA0002.mp4

Literally. He looks like he is looking into the back of a shiny spoon.

Here we go again. You still bleating because your Mrs ran off with a Brit? You really need to get over it.

Probably tears of laughter. Seems to me Bob you have had a night on the turps.....

Apologies for the bum steer. Only other one I can think of with an extensive beer menu is:- https://restaurantguru.com/Number-One-Restaurant-Chiang-Mai/menu However, NO mention of Becks. Not sure if anything else on there would float your boat. It's based in a soi off of Loy Kroh Road. Nowhere else springs to mind unfortunately.

From a bar/restaurant location best bet may be Renegade near Thapae Gate. Incredibly wide selection but I've not personally been after a Becks. Might have their list on the website.

Or Frankie Howerd.

Brit moves to Thailand - hold the front page!

What on earth was he thinking? Clearly, he wasn't or not too bright. Doesn't he read or watch the news and see what one of his fellow countrymen has been up to? Absolutely beggars belief.

As being politically correct is very high on my list of priorities, should I be referring to them as 'chicks with dicks' or 'a cock in a frock'? Any advice much appreciated.

Are you having a laugh? What about sparktrader, bignok, uttradit and now Dolf - all one and the same. Maybe even some other posting name before that....

My deepest sympathies.