Phnom Penh Trader

Sum num na means 'Serves you right',which hardly applies to a now deceased 14-year old female pillion passenger does it?

Just put him in a taxi to Pattaya where he’ll be in his element?

Is ‘Pock’ Mark ‘The Asp’ Aspinall maybe?

I was expecting a photo of one of Sukhumvit Soi 4’s finest ex-Special Forces Operatives,resplendent in Chang vest,shorts and flip-flops or wife-beater and thongs as the Aussies say?

A Frenchman and perfume definitely smells a bit iffy?

Definitely a case for Inspector Clouseau of the Surete “Is that your Minkey?”

Only if you want terminal acne and flatulence?

Note to self : NEVER abuse wife when you live and work in a household cutlery factory!

Heads for Wat with bunch of incense from Big C!

Try telling yourself that at 4:00am in the morning though?

What a ridiculous statement why did you ‘flee’ your home country,as I’m guessing you’re not Thai? ????

Why you no pay tea money? ????

All of the so called ‘foreigners’ Chinese what do they do there,they are not construction workers or they’d be at work already just gangster lowlives?

They have destroyed what used to be a quaint little fishing village with beautiful beaches especially when they opened up the Otres beaches,now it is a concrete wasteland full of Chinese gangsters and scamming scumbags how can they do that to their own country it just beggars all belief?

Another Farang mansion up in rice farming country every village has one (or two)! ????

Koh Samui has long had a reputation for this and it’s also in Surat Thani province same as the famous Death Island/Koh Tao,a truly rotten and corrupt place? I wouldn’t invest in a banana there never mind a property portfolio,not for all the tea in China!

There is a lot of truth in this in the UK thieves always come back a second time,once the insurance company has replaced all of the stolen items with nice,shiny,brand new ones!

So somebody grassed him up then? ????

Apparently the maid is driving around in a Toyota Camry these days?

Go to Qatar?

You mean that 'Lek' on her boarding pass is no good?

I did the Savannakhet visa run once as I'd been to Vientiane about fifteen times,this was back in the Thaksin days of free visas but I really enjoyed it. Savannakhet was a lovely,sleepy little town sat on the banks of the mighty Mekong River I would definitely recommend it.

The Lao border guards' exchange rates are absolutely hilarious,I remember laughing along with the immigration guy one time at the Friendship Bridge border on the way to Vientiane? So basically make sure you have the right money in US Dollars!

2,000 Baht or 400,000 Baht tough choice there! ????

A President that knows what day it is?