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Phnom Penh Trader

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  1. I imagine everyone over 40 gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,I can’t work out why you don’t just go straight back to sleep like everybody else have you tried a sleeping mask?
  2. Lockdown in Isaan! ????
  3. We were told that about Brexit in the UK also but guess what,all the BS predictions have yet to materialise for instance our economy would collapse if we didn’t join the woeful Euro?
  4. A hypothetical question as it will ever happen so who cares?
  5. I have visions of some old Thai lady chucking it in the washing machine for 100 Baht?
  6. Buy Kruggerands 24 carat gold coins.
  7. So global warming makes the UK freezing cold,seriously?
  8. “2 year study visa, just got back to my country, now back to Thailand, will they ask questions?” Yes : Bai Nai? / Where you go? You like Thai lady? You like my sista?
  9. Wait I thought that it was global warming,do you honestly believe a couple of melting icebergs can really affect the levels of the mighty oceans?
  10. In Spain also particularly the Canary Islands,it’s called a ‘carajillo’.
  11. So what is the point of having a general election in that case? ????
  12. Tell her that London is full of ugly men?
  13. Thai women are like Guinness.doesn’t travel well?
  14. You are in the perfect place with the perfect mindset as the Buddhist teachings tell you to not have regret for the past,nor anxiety for the future but to live in the present and that is what you must learn to do now. I was a teenager in the eighties the last decade of real music and bands before electronic music and your story reminds me of a song by a little Ginger Scotsman called Jimmy Somerville. But I’ll let Wee Jimmy tell the story much better than I ever could this truly is an anthem of the incredible eighties and it’s fantastic music,just the opening bars transport me back there as if I’d just stepped onto a Time Machine enjoy :
  15. In a country where minivans and tuk tuks are lethal EVs will make Mad Max look like Peppa Pig!
  16. At the garage : Sawasdee khrab khun Somchai,can you service and/or charge electric cars? Khun Somchai : Alay Waa?
  17. The halfwittery displayed by some locals is just off the charts?
  18. And could very easily go to jail for defamation proving beyond all reasonable doubt that stupid really is unfixable!
  19. So you rented an apartment without viewing it first and without signing any sort of rental agreement or contract? Now it hasn’t worked out but it’s anybody else’s fault but yours is that about right? Give me strength! ????
  20. Contact the RTAP IMMEDIATELY - The Royal Thai Ant Police!
  21. And what is your mode du jour a Safari Suit and Pith Helmet I suppose? ????
  22. Or being around Western women constantly in which case Thailand will cure you instantly?
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