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TIME Covers Hitler 8 times Man of the Year (MOY) 1938 Stalin 12 times MOY 1939, 1942 Mao 12 times MOY 1949 Pol Pot 1 Snoopy 1 Jesus 21 Kermit the Frog 1

CAUTION ALERT !! For all AN members up in Korat. Don't go eating these and posting stuff on AN.

Growing up in rural America where deer roamed about, we were always taught not to swerve and to just to hit the darn deer. If you wanted to you could strap it to the hood and take it to be butchered. Had a suicidal pig run under the Ford Galaxy convertible back in '63, but it survived. Don't know what happened to the pig.

Shocking news !!!

It was a trial event demonstrated in the 1946 Olympics. It was not adopted as a permanent sport due to abuse by the New Zealand and Australian teams. However, there were several long lasting inter-species relationships as a result which produced a new generation of Australian and New Zealand politicians.

Follow-up She found them. They were in her pocket. We thank everyone for their concern and apologize for any inconvenience.

WARNING !!! There seems to be some bad shrooms going around. Please avoid any eating anything suspicious. If you've accidentally taken some, just relax and chill. Avoid posting on AN.

Your help urgently needed! Last seen located near the airport in Miami, My sister reports that she has lost track of her car keys. She hasn't seen them for an hour and is desperate! The whole family is concerned.

Well, maybe after Trump gives her a good "Biden-ing" We can get some peace and quiet on AN. Like after Biden drooled himself out of the nomination.

That boy is for sure gonna get a whipping when he gets home.

Huh, This is just an animist belief predating Buddhism. It's known as "Bai Si" or "Su Khwan" and is meant to bring good luck, protect against evil spirits, and ensure harmony in the household. The use of specific food items, such as pork blood and pickled fish, can be symbolic. My Thai hillbilly wife does it all the time. Then we go out for pizza or tacos. I've suggested we do it with leftover pizza but she says that's too expensive.

Dang, Another raptured individual lost his shoe.

In house specialist will survey site to make sure workers are not harmed by black panthers or other tasty endangered species.

Yeah, Its so reassuring that the Ministry of Social Development and Human Security is doing something about a couple of vaping mama's instead of wasting their time with the hill tribe children in Thailand who face challenging conditions due to a combination of factors, including poverty, lack of access to quality education, healthcare, and legal rights.

Yeah, Musk can kiss Jingthing's grits! (YouTube live feed maybe?)

Where's the dudes that blew up the pipeline when you need them?

A common my camel is faster than your camel dispute.

Here's a perfect list for a Harris cabinet, Secretary of State; Edward Snowden. Life in Russia has given him the expertise needed. (Hunter Biden declined) Treasury; Larry Fink. Hopefully he'll be willing to step away from Blackrock to handle the smaller US account. Defense: Susan Sarandon, It should be Snowden, but he's needed at the State dept. Attorney General: Alvin Bragg the obvious choice. Interior; Greta Thunberg. Another obvious pick. Agriculture; Bill Gates. He owns almost as much US farmland as the Chinese. Commerce: Big Michael Moore just waiting to get down to business. Labor; Jeff Bazos. Knows all about labor disputes H &HS. Andy Fauci, Who doesn't love an unnecessary vaccine, a mask and a good lockdown? Housing and Urban Dev. Nobody needed as Blackrock will be buying all the houses and there won't be any urban development. Transportation: Pete Buttigieg. He's done such a great job. Energy: Mark Ruffalo knows all about fossil fuel. Education: RuPaul. Was there ever a doubt? Veterans Affairs: Jane Fonda, a veterans favorite. (She was Barbarella too) Homeland Security: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. A Twin Tower 9/11 expert.

You usually have to be dead dead not just brain dead to get considered.

Hmm, Back in the day, when I was in the Vietnam War, you did what you were assigned to do. Very few were keen to be at the "pointy end" of the spear. Those that were always seemed to end up get the shaft.

Whew! It’s up to 11 pages of bickering and bashing starting Saturday AM. I waded through the first couple of pages to get a feel for the thread. Trump v Harris It really doesn’t matter. The US ain’t what it was when I was growing up in the 50’s and 60’s and went to war in the 70’s. Not that it was so great. Now it is politically controlled media and industry donor controlled politicians. It’s one of the prime reasons I live here. The slow roll to government control, liberalism, and illegal residency is inevitable. Too many powerful forces, domestic and foreign to overcome. Trump might slow this, but dismantling the swampy mechanism a daunting task. It’s somewhat saddening to realize I’m seeing the early stages of the death of the Republic.

Hi-so cows.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. Plots and urns are available

RIp Selfi-cide Death due to self photography (Selfie suicide)

Easy one. "America love it or leave it" So they here.