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  1. A Brit in Thailand, quite sauced, Answered the door, though his clothes were lost. With clipboard in hand, they looked at his gland, And said, "Well, that’s not what we’d planned!"
  2. Soi Arunothai, the street of dreams. Well nightmares actually. Too narrow, too many condos, too many 7/11s. Lots of pedestrians. No footpaths (not they would be reserved for pedestrians) The pub across from Nirun Condos. One of the few as yet to fail. What could go wrong?
  3. "...he doesn’t need a cognitive exam, arguing that he undergoes one “every single day” as president..." More like a quiz between 10AM AND 4PM
  4. "Though I can't march with you, I stand in solidarity with all the advocates rallying for legal weed smoking and will have a blunt and think of you in the trenches (after I'll sit or have a lie down). Your voices and actions are vital in challenging unjust decisions. ' I'll be cheering from afar! Let's keep the future buzzing with progress and good vibes!"
  5. In Banglamung, where tourists abound, Trouble and chaos were found. Taxi fights did ensue, With violence in view, As solutions and fines were laid down. The district chief gathered the crew, To figure out just what to do. With points to deduct, And rules to construct, They hoped to prevent the next brew. A taxi man fled from his bout, In Phuket, he left with a shout. With stabbings and clashes, And frequent backlashes, It's a mess they all want to sort out. Two women sought justice with pride, Assaulted on a taxi ride. With complaints on the rise, They reached for the skies, Demanding that wrongs be belied.
  6. "Hey Mick, have you had a chance to try this awesome Thai dish yet?"
  7. Yeah Same effects on me plus with no munchies easier weight control. I'm just this afternoon coming off a two weed break. I got everything done and the remaining little projects will be enjoyable to do stoned.
  8. Yeah Dual or triple bribe pricing by the RPT. And as with all user busts confiscation of stash for local testing or street resale.
  9. I love a supercillious post in the morning.
  10. Yeah Max, I stand corrected, thanks, I forgot there are no corrupt cops in Thailand. Everybody I knew who got busted for weed bought off the cops, but there were only 4 of them. So maybe they were lucky to find the only 4 bent cops?
  11. Ummm. Who is talking about President Trump? Not me. Must be you. I just sling limericks and some facts. All them government types are liars, cheats. (Yawn)
  12. Ummm. Who is talking about President Trump? Not me. Must be you. I just sling limericks and some facts. All them government types are liars, cheats and thieves.
  13. Yes! yes!! yes!! Thank God for "Honest Joe Biden" Oh ...wait a moment... Joe Biden has faced scrutiny over allegations of both lying and plagiarism throughout his political career. Here are some notable instances among many: ### Plagiarism Allegations: 1. **1987 Presidential Campaign**: - **Neil Kinnock Speech**: Biden was accused of plagiarizing parts of a speech by British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock without proper attribution. Biden used similar phrases and ideas, presenting them as his own life experiences. - **Law School Incident**: During his first year at Syracuse University College of Law, Biden was accused of plagiarizing five pages from a published law review article. He admitted to not understanding the proper citation rules at the time and was allowed to retake the course. ### Lies and Misleading Statements: 1. **Academic Credentials**: - Biden claimed he graduated in the top half of his law school class, had three degrees, and was named the outstanding student in the political science department. These claims were found to be false. He graduated 76th out of 85 students in his law school class, had one degree, and did not receive the mentioned award. 2. **Civil Rights Movement**: - Biden has made varying claims about his involvement in the civil rights movement. While he has stated that he participated in sit-ins and marches, there is evidence that his involvement was less significant than he described. 3. **Iraq War**: - Biden's statements about his position on the Iraq War have shifted over time. He initially supported the 2003 invasion but later claimed he was opposed to it from the beginning. 4. **Military Story**: - In 2019, Biden told a story about pinning a medal on a Navy captain in Afghanistan, which was later found to be a conflation of several different events and people, leading to inaccuracies in the account. 5. **COVID-19 Vaccine**: - Biden claimed that there was no vaccine available when he took office, despite the fact that the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines had already been approved and were being distributed under the Trump administration. 6. **Amtrak Story**: - Biden has recounted a story multiple times about an Amtrak conductor congratulating him on his train travel miles while he was vice president. Fact-checkers have pointed out inconsistencies in this story, particularly around the timeline and details.
  14. My thought upon reading the headline was soi 6 or Walking Street, as I thougt some nieve newbie was looking for action. On the other hand, while perhaps enjoyable for some female travelers, not for all.
  15. There once was a fellow named Joe, In debating his dimentia started to show. He stammered and stumbled, His words often jumbled, While Trump’s lead continues to grow.
  16. My parents were amused when at the age of 15, I took a liking to a bottle of red wine at dinner. They let me have at it and another one too. I woke up late the next afternoon with the mother of all hangovers. I had a glass of water, barfed yet again, got dizzy, went back to bed and woke up the next day still hungover. Kinda put me off red wine for the next 60 years or so.
  17. On Chaeng Watthana, a fierce plight, A biker and cab had a fight. The taxi, so brash, Dragged the bike in a flash, Ending up in a pole, quite a sight!
  18. Yeah, like I was thinking the green over white thingie behind his fist triggered him.
  19. Be even higher on the hog if he didn't have to make as many Boss stay free payments.
  20. Ain't prison supposed to be a deterent? Like to see the prisons in the US be more like they are here. Might make bad guys think about making better choices.
  21. Ah, the missing 13th floor in Bangkok condos! They skipped it because even ghosts are superstitious! Plus, it's much easier to sell a "14th floor" with a view of the never-ending construction!
  22. There once was a pavement half-done, In Thailand where projects are fun. "Good enough!" they declare, While they tear and they wear, And hack it up more for someone.
  23. Ah, the infamous "where else would you go?" post. I see your top 5 list is as groundbreaking as a rock, and twice as thrilling. 1. Cambodia: Because who doesn't enjoy a good mosquito bite collection? 2. Laos: Where the WiFi is as fast as your grandma's knitting. 3. Phils: The land where karaoke dreams (and nightmares) come true. 4. Barbados: For when you want to live in a postcard and avoid real life. 5. Gibraltar: Because visiting a big rock with more monkeys than people is obviously a must. Plan B? Oh, I think we’re all set with Plan A: avoiding your travel advice. 😜 Me, I'm going to the next post.
  24. Well, my original reply was a shade against Gens Z and Alpha whose navigation skills I presume to be the ability to listen to an auto GPS and follow its track on a screen and wouldn't know a road map from a placemat. Sorry you missed that. *Being a Vietnam Vet myself (albiet only one year as I was a drafted anti Vietnam war hippy) I'm not much of an expert or whiner. I can and do upon occasion, get loud as a German, ruder than a chinaman, and as angry as a Vietnam Vet with PTSD. I can go weeks , years in fact, with out alchohol, but God bless the weed (be it legal or illegal). So I do not fit the OP's supercilious description of the "Best Type of Foreigner", and I proudly don't give a poop.
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