Cant even say how many times I have had this conversation:
Helloooooooooo, what you name, where you come from?
Im from Ameri-kah, my name is Pumpwee Falang..
Aeeeeeeeee, giggle giggle kiss kiss smooch.
Then hear the word Pumpwee Falang over and over with tons of smiles and giggles and stomach poking from every waitress and dancer....