Kinok Farang

Don't you mean "i'm alright Jack"?

Not just a typical Brit but a typical western lady. Since we let them out of the kitchen they have gone berserk.That is why most of us are over here.

Neigh.

He promised he would go straight back to Morocco as soon has he got his free national health teeth.

If the mad-cow won't go to Mohammed. Mohammed will go to the mad -cow.

This could be a classic wind-up post. Just the right believable content without going overboard and plays on the heartstrings slightly. Perhaps Shirley Bassey gives in away a bit but nevertheless congratulations,great post.

Don't know much about drugs (don't want to) but the Amitriptyline you mention must be the cheapest drug on sale here in Thailand. I pay 35 baht from 10×25mg and a quarter of a pill gives me a good nights sleep.

From reading your previously posts (which i enjoy) there seems to be quite a few keyboard bullies on here that would willingly alter the shape of your nose for free.

Could be wrong here of course but from the pic he looks to be a Brit of the swarthy variety.

Not Portuguese. East european nutter.

Jomtien is more for the "riff raff" The beachfront is much better in Jomtien and i love living here.

Do you eat a lot of street-food Mr F?

Sure to lower the tone of Thailand. Just hope they can survive.

Maybe, but i know my manners and never resort to personal attacks.

Hahaha,you are right.I did join a few months back.And a few months before that and a few(you know the rest) Reason being that i soon get bored with people who take life too serious. i suppose i am a bit of an odd-ball.

Me me me.

I have a car but i'm usually too drunk to drive.

Hahahaha,how very helpful.

10 years in Thailand.Very impressive. Try posting again in another 10 years and we might listen to you Sonny.

Phi and Shi.Unusual names. Would help the police if they offered up their preferred pronouns. Maybe.

Missing Links.

Still one of the best sketches ever.

I went in my local hardware store to buy "fork handles" Guess what i got.

What about the old,retired Russians.

I used to be posh like you.