Photos don't lie.Face up to it you're just an ugly buggar the same as 90% of the population.You sound rather vain so this will bring you back to earth.
Makes sense to me as the population in West Yorkshire are mainly "browns".Speaking Urdu should be a stipulation too because that is the language of the locals.Yet another part of Mother England that has disapeared for ever.
Fair play to the lad for looking after his Dad.But 77 is not a bad age to pop your clogs and at least the've both got a good tan while the've been here.