Kinok Farang

555,Down there every Friday night.Even an ugly buggar like me could get a gal there.You are right,great days.

Maybe ask your boyfriend to massage you.

You are right of course. Unfortunately the ones they export are all wrong-uns.

You ok?If you've run out of meds call someone.

,,, That's probably why you know about Ramadan,me too.

Up the Clarets.

Thanks,and good luck.

Read the OP.

Lovely very helpful reply,thank you.

Probably because I'm a bit thick.

Hi all,been here a while now and originally came here to travel.(yes i know,my mates don't believe me too) Up to now i have visited and stayed in 71 of 77 provinces. As i have OCD i have to stay in them all.There are 3 easy ones around Bkk but the other 3 are the Muslim provinces down south.Pattani,Yala and Naratiwat. Has anyone on here stayed or better still lived down there?I have only ever travelled on the train from Hat Yai but each time there was armed police and army personnel through to the Malaysian border. I'm determined to go but would still like to know the pitfalls. As they say in Lancashire, "faint heart never fxxxed a pig" Thanks.

Well that makes a change from the usual Brit bashing.Thank you Mr Impulse.

Now just another "Bum Bandito" in prison.

Now now,what have we ever done to you?

Never understood why its always the Germans that misbehave in Thailand. Why can't they be more like the Brits?

Sexist,he might be non binary. Been waiting months to say that but i still don't know what it means.

But you assumed wrong and i'm sorry if my little try on humour backfired.

Virtue Signalling at its very best.Well done.

I bow to your expertise master.

Even seasoned xpats find it impossible to understand the Thai girls.Relax and go with the flow because the right one is worth waiting for and are usually more fun than a barrel of monkeys.But i think you can do better than this one.

You need to get out more.There's funnier blokes in every pub and workplace in the UK,than this fella.

What's with this HER malarkey? Just a bloke in a frock. PS,What is a woman?

Ooooh,you are awful.

Not saying you are a cheap Charlie (like me) but this year is the only year i've needed air-con in Thailand.Exceptionally hot.But if you want a fan room just jump on a motor-bike taxi outside the station as they will soon get you a 300 baht room.

Great but isn't St Louis a bit too far to travel ?