Korat Kiwi

Get a copy of Private Dancer and read it. Forewarned is forearmed.

Yaddah Yaddah Yaddah.... And 2 rights (Wright's) make an airplane.

Meanwhile in a quiet bar downtown Pattaya

“What are you gonna tell your dad, Chuck?”

For what? Weird statement. I didn't kill him.

Should send them to North Korea!

If that's a photo of her then she'll need a few extra hours each day to apply or remove all that polyfilla from her face. Hopefully she will be just as successful in government. I agree with the saying less is more. Same lady. ie

Yep.... and they still sting bad too. I've not encountered a box jelly and by the sounds of it, I don't want to. PMOW is bad enough thanks!

I agree, duck eggs are generally bigger and more tasty. Normally I can tell the difference between chicken and duck eggs because the duck eggs has a blue tinge to the shell. ie...

Mr Miyoshi? (Close enough)

Geezus cobber, I've heard a bit of Aussie lingo over the years but using a pick up line such as " Show us your knackers" to us kiwis means a totally different thing. It's like saying show us ya ball sack! We certainly wouldn't say that to a woman. Maybe 'show us your growler' would be more appropriate. You might be safe saying the aforementioned 'knackers' in Pattaya however, as you're never too sure what is standing in front of you. (Ladyboy) I suppose it's like the kiwi slang when we say someone's a dag which means they are an akay sort of guy, but in Aussie it means youre a piece of <deleted>. Like what hangs out of a sheep's bum. As for chatting with the local girls... a bit of Dutch courage (alcohol) can help.

“Now just hold your horses, everyone. … Let’s let it run for a minute or so and see if it gets any colder.”

Meanwhile somewhere in Pattaya “Uh-oh, Lorraine ... someone seems to be checking you out.”

Let me guess the 1st girls name was Norah Titshoff?

Another loser. She should have left him ages ago. I hope he rots in jail

Maybe he's gone to meet up with the teacher who has the missing money... Nah that sounds far fetched!

But did he get his end away? Should have stuck to short time BGs. Cheaper in the long term

Definitely less humid but avoid the burning season at all costs. It's nasty as heck

A 41yr old rapes a 10yr old child, what a sick fakr. This pedo needs to disappear from the face of the earth. Beyound belief and he threatens the poor girl with killing her family if she talks. Absolute scum.

Were any of them wearing seat belts I wonder. Obsolutely going too fast but the truck just flipped over. Unless the street light struck them, not much there to cause death (Unless electrical shock).

Before paper and scissors

It's just the 'look at me' generation. We see it constantly on social media. Be it pretty girls making all these stupid hand signs or whatever. Perhaps as has been mentioned, if cellphones didn't exist then you wouldn't have these plonkers. But cellphones are here so those who crave attention, are likely to do stupid crap like this. Teenagers don't think about what could go wrong and this idiot doesn't seem to advanced from that age group. Hell I can remember as a kid pulling wheelstands on my bicycle, didn't think about falling off and hurting myself. Luckily by the time I could afford a motorbike I'd grown up somewhat. Some take longer to grow up.

“Won’t talk, huh? … Frankie! Hand me that scaler.”

Boo who.

I like Malaysia anti drug advertising. It use to be apicture of a noose but it's moved on a bit since the 80s