Korat Kiwi

Mr. Panthong Loikulnan of the Customs Department mentioned that standard airport X-ray inspections can miss narcotics concealed in luggage. Can they just... more like the operators aren't on their game. I would sincerely hope that the xray machines do pick this up. Many a TV show regarding border control, has clips showing drugs being intercepted by xray. Normally a backup test via 1st Defender confirms presence of drugs. It's a very weak link otherwise in the control over illegal drug trafficking.

Oh... different set of rules then?

What? No fuzzy blurry photos of the alleged perps! And the guys hair has mysteriously changed colour. (And he doesn't look too happy either) Well at least they aren't all pointing at something. Things are looking up...

Early vegetarians returning from the kill

Unwittingly, Palmer stepped out of the jungle and into headhunter folklore forever.

He should get in touch with the perfume industry in France. He could make a small fortune from this vomit.

He'll try these tricks once too often, and then the problem will be solved.

Put some real cops onto the case... then they might get a result.

If I was in NZ, and working then I'd expect half of my salary to disappear on rent. The other half would likely go on power, water, food, fuel, insurance. My NZ Army pension wouldn't even cover the rent! In Thailand the NZ Army pension covers everything. It's a no brainier to stay here.

Whoops

She got her pants on the wrong way around.

Is that the kiwi brand Mainland? It's good value and better than their tasty cheddar.

“Beats me how they did it … I got the whole thing at a garage sale for five bucks—and that included the stand.”

Canine social blunders

It was over. But before the police could arrive, the rioting employees had already turned on one another, using the closest weapons at hand.

I have lived in the Philippines. Married to one. Escaped before I got murdered by her psycho brother. Lived in Bohol but visited a few other places. Great beaches and good scuba diving. Crap food.

I remember the German guy being mentioned/reported on when he assaulted the British guy. Nothing more ie a follow up was forthcoming. He was known to police as a troublemaker/weirdo. Time to do some investigative work and see what their result was

Unfortunately you can't unsee this...

“No, they’re not real exciting pets—mostly they just lie around and wait to be fed—although a couple years ago Charles tried teachin’ him to take a cookie from his mouth.”

“So, until next week—adios, amoebas.”

“It’s time we face reality, my friends. … We’re not exactly rocket scientists.”