Korat Kiwi

Yes papa, and if I tried that I'd probably fall off. As a young un, I could wheelie bicycles easily enough. But I've never been keen to try on a motorbike. Why? Cause I don't want to damage my bike or myself if I cock it up. The idea is good in theory tho.

A problem some riders have is that they try and swerve out of the way for small animals. Big mistake a lot of the time. Unless it's a water buffalo or something that sort of size, keep a firm grip of the bars, stay in a straight line and run the fakr over. Cats, dogs, chickens ain't worth losing your life over. I think last year a tourist swerved for a chicken, fell off his scooter and cracked his head on a kerb. Dead.

These were our R. O. E whilst in Mogadishu. If one of my comrades was shot by a 'skinny' but then the shooter dropped his weapon and walked away, we could not shoot him. Apprehend him yes but as the threat is no longer there it all we could legally do. If however he walked away with the gun and looked to shoot personnel or property then we could 'take him out' after giving verbal warnings.

Three mothers of teen-aged children were sitting down to coffee one morning. The first mother said she was cleaning her 16-year-old daughter’s room when she found a pack of cigarettes. “I never knew she smoked,” she stated. “I know what you mean,” the second mother interjected. “I was cleaning my son’s room when I found empty beer cans. I never knew he was drinking.” The third mother stepped in with: “I was cleaning my 17-year-old daughter’s room and found a condom wrapper. And I never knew she had a penis.”

Two nuns are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome. One nun looks over at the other and says, “You know, I’ve never come this way before.” The other nun replies, “Must be the cobblestones.”

A guy is in for a job interview, and the interviewer asks him “What would you consider to be your biggest weakness?” The guy replies “Honesty. I’m honest with everyone; I don’t know how to be anything other than completely honest with every single person I meet.” The interviewer says “I don’t really see how honesty could be considered a weakness? In fact, I think honesty is a great strength!” To which the guy replies “I don’t really give a <deleted> what you think.”

I'd like to see the photo of her kicking the deputy inspector in the face... What MMA style? Muey Thai? If she was intoxicated, surprised she didn't fall on her face. Lock the cow up.

It's just my upbringing. Never hit a female. But I've mellowed as I got older! 1st one I'll give em benefit of the doubt. 2nd one is to say that's enough and look out. Hopefully that sinks in and they back off. If it goes to 3 then they can't say they weren't warned and try and play poor little me card.

I was thinking a sack of something else... He certainly dropped her.

I do agree in principle re never hit a woman but with caveats. If she hits out the 1st one is free The 2nd hit out receives a verbal warning The 3rd hit receives an appropriate swift reply. Some females think they are untouchable. But that doesn't give them licence to give out violence without some form of punishment in return. If they are fighting off a rapist, then yes use every force available to protect yourself and maim the <deleted> out of the perpetrator. But in this instance, I think she got back with interest. Hopefully she will adjust her attitude accordingly.

Yes that could cost them a small fortune. Those lady drinks don't come cheap...

Looks like she got what she deserved... one smack you walk away from it, after the second well then it's all on. Who did she think she was. Dumb biatch.

From the photo it looks to be in good order. The fuse has a little bit of surface rust but nothing great. Writing on the body is a bit worn but legible. I'd probably splay the ends of the pin a bit more to prevent it from accidentally falling out. Unscrew the fuse from the body and it's a lot more safe. That's how they are transported. I'd be more afraid if they found a Claymore mine... they are lethal.

What is it with these people? You would think old women should know better. Disgusting attitude and a disgusting person/animal

I find those 3 wheelers strange/awkward to ride. And I've even riden the yamaha Niken. That's a 900cc bike. Actually it's got 4 wheels in the front. It's ugly as sin but on the open road it's not bad. Very smooth engine however around town it's way to heavy. The Mp3 is still a scooter but I don't really see the need for that set up on such a small cc bike. Can Am also do a trike style bike, never ridden one but for some reason I don't consider them a scooter or a bike. 2 wheels is what it's about for me.

Firkin dirt bag.

I'd like to beat this lowlife very hard. Drugs or not, what he did is lower than scum.

I'm sure some bloke would have shaved her for a lot less, and kept the patch hairless for free. I wonder if she was numbed first? Numb, numb, numb

Geez Bob, where have you been hiding? We haven't heard from you for a while. Good to see you back and no doubt you'll have some juicy news for us soon. Regards KK

You may find Bob, that a lot if these guys are now no longer as youthful as the once we're. If they still have big bikes, they are parked in their garage to be polished once a week. Dreams of going for a long ride have faded over time and the trusty scooter get more use with every passing year. Accessibility and comfort have overtaken speed and bravado. Meatheads still have the macho bulldust in Pattaya/Phuket. They are welcome to it. I'd dreamed of owning a Goldwing once. But reality kicked in... Too hot to ride one in this country. Too heavy. And really I don't have the time to do long trips. I agree there are some great roads awaiting for the boys on their beasts to let rip. But while other things are on their minds (Bargirls perhaps), the roads remain waiting.

I actually had a stuttered laugh at this. Not really in good taste or very PC. But each to their own.

What exactly are you on this blog for? If you have no interest in scooters then how about returning to your sandpit and play with your toys by yourself. If bikes don't interest you then don't look under that topic. Sheeesh.