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Korat Kiwi
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Foreign women assaults security guard. Guard fights back.
Korat Kiwi replied to roo860's topic in Bangkok
I do agree in principle re never hit a woman but with caveats. If she hits out the 1st one is free The 2nd hit out receives a verbal warning The 3rd hit receives an appropriate swift reply. Some females think they are untouchable. But that doesn't give them licence to give out violence without some form of punishment in return. If they are fighting off a rapist, then yes use every force available to protect yourself and maim the <deleted> out of the perpetrator. But in this instance, I think she got back with interest. Hopefully she will adjust her attitude accordingly. -
Thai Woman Criticizes Clinic for Laser Hair Removal
Korat Kiwi replied to snoop1130's topic in Bangkok News
Yes that could cost them a small fortune. Those lady drinks don't come cheap... -
Foreign women assaults security guard. Guard fights back.
Korat Kiwi replied to roo860's topic in Bangkok
Looks like she got what she deserved... one smack you walk away from it, after the second well then it's all on. Who did she think she was. Dumb biatch. -
Dangerous Hand Grenade Uncovered in Chonburi District
Korat Kiwi replied to webfact's topic in Pattaya News
From the photo it looks to be in good order. The fuse has a little bit of surface rust but nothing great. Writing on the body is a bit worn but legible. I'd probably splay the ends of the pin a bit more to prevent it from accidentally falling out. Unscrew the fuse from the body and it's a lot more safe. That's how they are transported. I'd be more afraid if they found a Claymore mine... they are lethal. -
Karaoke Owner Arrested for Alleged Child Trafficking in Thailand
Korat Kiwi replied to webfact's topic in Isaan News
What is it with these people? You would think old women should know better. Disgusting attitude and a disgusting person/animal -
Thai scooter tales - add yours
Korat Kiwi replied to gomangosteen's topic in Motorcycles in Thailand
I find those 3 wheelers strange/awkward to ride. And I've even riden the yamaha Niken. That's a 900cc bike. Actually it's got 4 wheels in the front. It's ugly as sin but on the open road it's not bad. Very smooth engine however around town it's way to heavy. The Mp3 is still a scooter but I don't really see the need for that set up on such a small cc bike. Can Am also do a trike style bike, never ridden one but for some reason I don't consider them a scooter or a bike. 2 wheels is what it's about for me. -
Thai man accused of sexually abusing child in mall restroom
Korat Kiwi replied to snoop1130's topic in Isaan News
Firkin dirt bag. -
Thai Woman Criticizes Clinic for Laser Hair Removal
Korat Kiwi replied to snoop1130's topic in Bangkok News
I'm sure some bloke would have shaved her for a lot less, and kept the patch hairless for free. I wonder if she was numbed first? Numb, numb, numb -
Geez Bob, where have you been hiding? We haven't heard from you for a while. Good to see you back and no doubt you'll have some juicy news for us soon. Regards KK
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Thai scooter tales - add yours
Korat Kiwi replied to gomangosteen's topic in Motorcycles in Thailand
You may find Bob, that a lot if these guys are now no longer as youthful as the once we're. If they still have big bikes, they are parked in their garage to be polished once a week. Dreams of going for a long ride have faded over time and the trusty scooter get more use with every passing year. Accessibility and comfort have overtaken speed and bravado. Meatheads still have the macho bulldust in Pattaya/Phuket. They are welcome to it. I'd dreamed of owning a Goldwing once. But reality kicked in... Too hot to ride one in this country. Too heavy. And really I don't have the time to do long trips. I agree there are some great roads awaiting for the boys on their beasts to let rip. But while other things are on their minds (Bargirls perhaps), the roads remain waiting. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
Korat Kiwi replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
Korat Kiwi replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
Korat Kiwi replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I actually had a stuttered laugh at this. Not really in good taste or very PC. But each to their own. -
Thai scooter tales - add yours
Korat Kiwi replied to gomangosteen's topic in Motorcycles in Thailand
What exactly are you on this blog for? If you have no interest in scooters then how about returning to your sandpit and play with your toys by yourself. If bikes don't interest you then don't look under that topic. Sheeesh. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
Korat Kiwi replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill. -
In NZ there was a consumer report about laptops. The worst one/brand for failures was Acer.
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
Korat Kiwi replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
Korat Kiwi replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." -
Last time thru immigration and customs, no one at customs what so ever! It was very weird...
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
Korat Kiwi replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Following on from that... Why to women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails -
Huge Fire Engulfs Motorcycle Parts Shops in Loei
Korat Kiwi replied to webfact's topic in Isaan News
Oh the worked tirelessly for 2 hours to subdue the flames, must have been a big fire.... NOT. What about fires that take 6 or 8 hours? I'm more surprised that they didn't run out of water given this heat. -
Drug-Induced Violent Spree Ends in Arrest in Samut Prakan
Korat Kiwi replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
Pity the gunshot wasn't between his eyes. -
Thai scooter tales - add yours
Korat Kiwi replied to gomangosteen's topic in Motorcycles in Thailand
I think the point and shoot aspect of the scooter is what makes it fun around towns. When you've got a bit of traffic and a lot of stop and go, it makes sense to have an automatic or CVT. Sure they aren't really suited for long distance or lots of hill work but some do use them for that. Take the old 1950s Honda C50 and then C70. A virtually indestructible bike that a lot of Asian countries used as a daily workhorse. Cruising longer distances can be done more comfortably on bigger bikes, that's not in question. However technology and all it's plusses and minuses has allowed scooters to grow into this segment. Maxi scooters can now travel long distances, comfortably, safely, at speed and be just as much fun. Nostalgia being what it is, and its ok to ride an early model HD or an old British bike (Norton Commando). But in today's world, I probably pass as bikes nowadays are so much safer and definitely more comfortable to ride. Although below doesn't look that way: -
Thai scooter tales - add yours
Korat Kiwi replied to gomangosteen's topic in Motorcycles in Thailand
I do like the look of these Surron E bikes on Aliexpress. But they aren't really scooters or motorcycles. More a motorised mountain bike. They look fun tho...