Korat Kiwi

I actually had a stuttered laugh at this. Not really in good taste or very PC. But each to their own.

What exactly are you on this blog for? If you have no interest in scooters then how about returning to your sandpit and play with your toys by yourself. If bikes don't interest you then don't look under that topic. Sheeesh.

I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.

In NZ there was a consumer report about laptops. The worst one/brand for failures was Acer.

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

Last time thru immigration and customs, no one at customs what so ever! It was very weird...

Following on from that... Why to women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails

Oh the worked tirelessly for 2 hours to subdue the flames, must have been a big fire.... NOT. What about fires that take 6 or 8 hours? I'm more surprised that they didn't run out of water given this heat.

Pity the gunshot wasn't between his eyes.

I think the point and shoot aspect of the scooter is what makes it fun around towns. When you've got a bit of traffic and a lot of stop and go, it makes sense to have an automatic or CVT. Sure they aren't really suited for long distance or lots of hill work but some do use them for that. Take the old 1950s Honda C50 and then C70. A virtually indestructible bike that a lot of Asian countries used as a daily workhorse. Cruising longer distances can be done more comfortably on bigger bikes, that's not in question. However technology and all it's plusses and minuses has allowed scooters to grow into this segment. Maxi scooters can now travel long distances, comfortably, safely, at speed and be just as much fun. Nostalgia being what it is, and its ok to ride an early model HD or an old British bike (Norton Commando). But in today's world, I probably pass as bikes nowadays are so much safer and definitely more comfortable to ride. Although below doesn't look that way:

I do like the look of these Surron E bikes on Aliexpress. But they aren't really scooters or motorcycles. More a motorised mountain bike. They look fun tho...

Great story, hope we get more like this. My eldest brother joined the NZ airforce. Once he had enough money, went and bought himself a bike. Suzuki GS750. He'd only ridden the family farm bike previously (Yamaha AG100). On his first trip back to the home town (600km) he went off road twice. Both times through farmers fences... Silly boy! Big bikes dont need to be ridden fast. Experience counts. Ride to the conditions.

I don't pay dowry. So if that's not acceptable to her famdamly then I'd walk. Culture be stuffed.

What? Personally I don't really care or think about that if I'm thinking marriage or relationship. We aren't all perfect and if a woman already has experience, maybe she could teach me a thing or two. I certainly wouldn't be throwing big dollars just because of virginity. Way too much hype associated with that. I'm sure I could teach a few things too. I don't put $ values on sex and that's what virginity is, isn't it.

Ever tried lighting your farts?

Look on Lazada...pepper spray

I'd be flipping a coin between the X-Max or the ADV 350. Better still hire each one for a couple of days. Personal preference will kick in.

Capsicum spray... Not sure where you can buy that legally. Or make up your own with chilli peppers. Basically put chillies in a pot with some water. Slow boil so the chilli oil infuses into the water but not do much that it's a thick soup. Cool/strain the liquid and put into a spray bottle or water pistol. It's got to be able to shoot a stream not a mist. Back in NZ we use to be able to get small palm sized water pistols, very good for concealment and not awkward to lug about. A shot from that into a dogs face will see them back off quick smart. Stings like heck in your eyes too... Be careful!

Maxi scooter.... Way to go and generally brakes and suspension are ok. Easy to get upgrades although for a few shekels more the Honda Adv 350 is pretty much kitted out. Quicker than an Ethiopian with a Mcdonalds voucher.

It would be a bit sad if your nose was located on ya butt crack GG. Then you'd smell what we have to put up with in your blogs all the time. Joking!.....

Funny you should say that. I met this tiny kiwi lass outside a shop in NZ. She was riding a Street Triple. Extremely tidy bike and she was in full leathers (Tidy too!) She loved the bike and said she'd been looking at one for ages. Took the plunge and said she never regretted doing so. I watched her mount the bike and disappear. Her feet barely touched the tarmac but she knew how to handle it.

Thruxton, Street Twin? .... what's the 3rd bike? Very nice collection.... I'm envious!

Currently 41.3 where I am and it's got at least another hour before it may drop. Next week I'm gonna get a bloody a/c but into the bedroom. It's just a bit too warm and a fan is just circulating hot air... Another words it's like a blast furnace. Having to jump into the shower about 6 times a day to cool off.