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MalcolmB

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  1. Yeah, McDonald’s is my go to when I really want to impress a first date.
  2. British tourists have been warned that there will be nowhere for them to go after one of the beaches in the town of Majorca was occupied by protesters over the weekend. https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1912041/majorca-british-tourists-beach-ban
  3. A bit boring talking to women, usually they don’t have anything interesting to talk about, especially Thai women who don’t know about football and drinking beer.
  4. Yes and top quality food served by highly trained chefs.
  5. Well, if he had of built the wall and made Mexico pay for it like he promised during the election campaign she would probably still be alive. He failed badly.
  6. Often the bars/brothels that cater to the foreign patrons are often owned and managed by foreigners, the big Soi 6 Pattaya group being a good example. It is pretty low being a foreign pimp from a rich western country coming here to exploit children in poverty for financial gain.
  7. A very high chance. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Thai women are famous for Boom boom more than anywhere else in the world. The elephant man would be able to get laid in Thailand. I have seen men uglier than the elephant man with women that look like supermodels, just a bit shorter. There are more females than males in Thailand and the women love having sex. There would not be a man on this forum that has never done a Thai woman and some would have done hundreds. They are going to love you mate. You will have that many chasing you that you will be wishing you had three dicks.
  8. I have found Thais to be more honest westerners. Back in the UK people make a career of thieving and fencing. A friend of mine bought some cheap chainsaws from China. He couldn’t sell them as cheap from China. Nobody was interested. So he changed tact and told everyone at the pub they were hot stolen goods and they sold like hot cakes.
  9. Yes, TAT does a very good job and have developed Thailand into one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world. I will be traveling off the beaten path in the near future so this information will come in handy.
  10. A big difference is that in the village casinos the money is lost to other local villages so goes round and round. A big casino will suck it all out.
  11. A Thai will have a much better relationship if her boyfriend can speak her native language right from the start. No communication is a boring relationship. Especially socially meeting her friends and family.
  12. I am learning to read and write. Have finished the 44 consonants and am about half way through the vowels. How about you? Been here for 20 years right? Must be fluent and a good reader by now? กขฃคฅฆงจฉชซฌญฎฏฐฑฒณดตถทธนบปผฝพฟภมยวลศษสหวอฮ ะา ิ ี ึ ื ุ ู About 20 more vowel and vowel combos to go and I am done.
  13. Why don’t you speak Thai? Being in Thailand and all, it will allow you to speak with the 96% of Thais who do not speak English. Expecting Thais to speak English for you in their own country smells of arrogant white privilege\superiority
  14. Always towel off. It gives them better access. They always want the extra cash.
  15. Sad to see Thailand slowly slipping down the feminists path. If Decha is a man he should be ashamed of himself.
  16. Ungrateful slut did you a favor by the sound of it. Apple is not much younger than you, is about right for Thailand. Take care of her and if you have kids with the UK wife make sure little Apple dresses sexily at your kids weddings, etc. Did you know the bloke she ran off with?
  17. And dodgy plumbers who direct sewerage straight into the storm water pipes because it is easier and cheaper and nearly impossible to detect. Pattaya has nationalities visiting from all around the world which results in the water in Pattaya Bay being a unique soup of Indian, Chinese, Thai, Arab and farang fecal matter, urine, period blood and sperm for the tourists to enjoy. Especially the Walking Street end with the toilets sitting above the sea.
  18. What do you rate SEAs current premier destination to be?
  19. I thought it was going to be about something else.
  20. The loan sharks will make a fortune. Lending against property and then foreclosing on it when they inevitably lose.
  21. There are many here in Phuket. i find the younger women very attractive. A couple of days back in Lotus’s I had one in front of me wearing this see through fishnet dress with bikini top and thong. I pushed forward a bit and rubbed up a bit. She didn’t seem to mind at all.
  22. Good palliative care in the UK because the Brit families are “too busy” to look after their parents so they just shove them in a hospital to die alone.
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